NH sir, but I can top it

Hero ($858.20)
SB ($153.95)
BB ($673.60)
UTG ($369.00)
MP ($113.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $15, 1 fold, BB calls $11, UTG folds.

Flop: ($36) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, BB calls $20.

Turn: ($76) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls $40.

River: ($156) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $783.2 (All-In), BB calls $598.60 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1537.80

Results in white below:
BB has Ad Qs (two pair, aces and fives).
Hero has 5s 5c (four of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $1537.80.

Everyone who has posted a hand in this thread so far played their hand poorly.

Here is how it's done, fish.

POKERSTARS GAME #10687689022: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/06/29 - 22:11:04 (ET)
Table 'Loreley II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: eatmyboss ($529 in chips)
Seat 2: Xaston ($382.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Suited2u ($423.50 in chips)
Seat 4: robert556 ($1937.70 in chips)
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin ($467 in chips)
Seat 6: RectorSt ($170.40 in chips)
20 Buck Spin: posts small blind $2
RectorSt: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xaston [4h 4d]
eatmyboss: calls $4
Xaston: raises $14 to $18
Suited2u: raises $18 to $36
robert556: calls $36
20 Buck Spin: folds
RectorSt: folds
eatmyboss: folds
Xaston: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [3s 4c 4s]
Xaston: checks
Suited2u: bets $387.50 and is all-in
robert556: folds
Xaston: calls $346.50 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 4c 4s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 4c 4s Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Xaston: shows [4h 4d] (four of a kind, Fours)
Suited2u: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
Xaston collected $808 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $811 | Rake $3
Board [3s 4c 4s Ac 2c]
Seat 1: eatmyboss folded before Flop
Seat 2: Xaston showed [4h 4d] and won ($808) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 3: Suited2u showed [Kd Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 4: robert556 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: RectorSt (big blind) folded before Flop

Shob made a really subtle south park reference playing pool yesterday, and I found it so funny I've been using it on here...

I don't know why South Park parodies Gore with the "I'm serial" (serious) thing. Does Gore pronounce it wrong or somethin?