Down to 26 people... First pays $30kish... Real money (ie... 1k+) comes in at about 14th or so... Kenny is sitting on the 2nd biggest stack atm, which is about 150k... Tables just broke and got reseated, and the 3rd stack is also at the table... Complete unknown asian about late 40s...
Blinds are 3000/6000 w/ I think 600 ante... UTG bigstack opens for $15k... Folds around to Kenny, who thinks for a MONTH, which is his style, and makes the call... Since I have 20% of him, I'm OBV distressed/exhilarated, as this doubleup, if it happens, will put him over 300k and well in command of the donkament... But every hand he plays, I get this nervous, wanting to throw up feeling... Didn't help that I had food poisoning, and the first words Kenny says when I see him is "Dood, you look like shit"... Anyways, I grumble under my breath to the hot blonde chick who has kinda pseudo been hitting on me "WTF does he have to play every goddamn pot... is he trying to give me a heart attack...???" She giggles and continues blowing me under the table....
Flop
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Asian guy hesitates, then throws out a $20k bet... Kenny once again sits in his slow, plodding style... Thinks... Prices out the call... reaches for more chips, I'm thinkin WOOOOOOOOT.... trap set, gg asian... Hello $6k... He raises to $60k...
The next few bets were pretty close to insta... Dood announces "MAAAAAAAAALLIN"... Kenny quickly calls and flips over his JJ... I scream YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! and am about to do a SHIPIT!!!! When the guy says "I have the nuts"... I can't really comprehend what the fuck hes talking about... OBV Kenny has the nuts.... He has top goddamn set... Apparently the dollar signs in my brain stopped all the rational functioning, and I forgot that he didnt in fact have the nuts, cause doucheball flips over KQo... Turn A... River some random brick.. GG life....
On my way to vomiting, I see the last hand...
Folds to Kenny, he pushes for whatever he has left, which is about $10k I think... Folds back around to the same doucheball in BB who announces, "I HAVE to call"... Kenny flips
... Douchebag calls blind, only to flip up
... blah blah blah no 8.... GG life..