Submit your nominees for craziest calling stations. Both of my nominees are from $100 NL full ring games last night.

Nominee #1: I wasn't in this hand, but ....

Crazy mofo #1 raises to $5, crazy mofo #2 calls, hero folds KTo.

Pot $11.50. Flop TT8 rainbow. Hero sighs. #1 bets $10, #2 calls.
Pot $31.50. Turn 8. Hero sighs some more. #1 checks, #2 bets $10, #1 calls.
Pot $51.50. River K. Hero weeps openly. #1 bets $25, #2 calls.
Final pot $101.50. #1 shows [Qs], #2 shows [7s].

Look at that 1/2 pot value bet on the river --> crazy mofo #1 is beating ONLY hands that are playing the board. Crazy mofo #2 is playing the board and calls anyway. Unbelievable.


Nominee #2:

I had been dying to get into a pot with this guy. He only had about $60 to start the hand.

He limps in EP, there's another limper, I raise to $6 OTB with [Kh], he thinks and calls and we're HU.

Flop pot $11.50 is [6h][2h]. He checks, I CB $9, he thinks and calls.

Turn pot $29.50 is . I like that card a lot but a FD is obviously a big part of his range and it would suck to lose the big pot here. He thinks and checks, I check behind.

River pot $29.50 is and I have the nuts. He thinks and leads $10, I shove for his last $45ish as fast as I can, and he thinks and thinks and thinks and finally calls with ... A4o no heart.

Nice calls on all streets my friend. TYVM.