Played a little PLO $25 on empire to finish the bonus as I didn't have time to do my normal observing for NLHE. a couple sessions up $30 and the $100 bonus. A couple hands of interest:
Party Poker Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.25 BB (10 handed)
BB ($25.35)
UTG ($14.3)
Hero ($24.25)
UTG+2 ($15.11)
MP1 ($16.35)
MP2 ($17.8)
MP3 ($98.4)
CO ($24.65)
Button ($21)
SB ($47.95)
Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
,
,
,
.
1 fold, Hero calls $0.25,
3 folds,
MP3 raises to $1.1,
1 fold, Button calls $1.10, SB calls $1,
1 fold, Hero calls $0.85.
Flop: ($4.65)
,
,
(4 players)
SB bets $0.75, Hero calls $0.75,
MP3 raises to $1.5, Button folds, SB calls $0.75,
Hero raises to $10.45, MP3 calls $8.95, SB folds.
Turn: ($27.05)
(2 players)
Hero bets $12.7 (All-In), MP3 calls $12.70.
River: ($52.45)
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Final Pot: $52.45
Results in white below:
He had AA, I sucked out
Outcome: Hero wins $52.45.
I knew it but wasn't letting it go. sucks to be him
Party Poker Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.25 BB (5 handed)
BB ($18.38)
UTG ($0.15)
MP ($46.25)
Hero ($33.9)
SB ($11.05)
Preflop: Hero is Button with
,
,
,
.
UTG calls $0.15 (All-In), MP calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, SB completes, BB checks.
Flop: ($1.15)
,
,
(5 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks,
Hero bets $1.15, SB folds, BB folds,
MP raises to $2.3, Hero calls $1.15.
Turn: ($5.75)
(3 players, 1 all-in)
MP bets $4, Hero calls $4.
River: ($13.75)
(3 players, 1 all-in)
MP checks,
Hero bets $6, MP calls $6.
Final Pot: $25.75
Results in white below:
he had 2 pair
Outcome: Hero wins $25.75.
The converter doesn't like these omaha hands.
Got to play with monk a little while he was trying to clear the bonus. We got into it with one guy that seemed to have an obssession with homosexual men. I saved the conversation for anyone's reading pleasure. He like to berate people including one guy later who raised every pot and grew a big stack. It you want to win money off the guy, don't make fun of him or he might leave. What a dumbass.
Warning, no real content below like most of monk's and my posts.
FeloniusMonk: this website is such a joke
briachek1: shut up monk
FeloniusMonk: ha ha ha
briachek1: you have no clue what you are talking about
FeloniusMonk: wondered if you'd respond to that
briachek1: what the hell you doing at 25 tables?
FeloniusMonk: clearing the bonus so i can get the XXX outa ere lol
briachek1: lol
FeloniusMonk: playing E200 at crypto too
FeloniusMonk: that is gettin a bit more concentration
briachek1: not now that you can talk chit to me
FeloniusMonk: i guess not
FeloniusMonk: you cack-handed sh1t-wipe
briachek1: speak english for gods sake
briachek1: you are from england
BStateHottie: He's used to playing cards with his fellow European morons, no wonder he's struggling here
FeloniusMonk: oh YEAH? well at least i don't SMELL OF RASPBERRIES, you crunk-faced son of a shatpank!
BStateHottie: No, you smell more like chit buttwipe
FeloniusMonk: oooh, nice comeback
FeloniusMonk: you suck your dad with that mouth????
BStateHottie: Perhaps if I could pull your head out of the way
FeloniusMonk: come on, pulling head is your specialty
FeloniusMonk: especially when estonian sailors are involved
BStateHottie: You're the one that seems infactuated with you queer limey POS
FeloniusMonk: no, i'm the one who has no idea what POS stands for, except possibly "point of sale"
BStateHottie: piece of chit
FeloniusMonk: which makes no sense me old mucker
FeloniusMonk: your trash talk is decidedly 25PLO in its quality
FeloniusMonk: the insistent return to the old "piece of chit" jibe is tremendously sloppy
BStateHottie: Listen friar tuck, shouldn't you be bent over taking it up the bung from one of your buddies?
FeloniusMonk: no
BStateHottie: Well, you probably shouldn't be, but you likely are.
FeloniusMonk: yeah, it's a b1tch, makes playing really hard...
FeloniusMonk: well i didnt have a hand...
FeloniusMonk: so WHY fold, in the name of steve mcqueen?
FeloniusMonk: bigtime -EV
FeloniusMonk: how you getting on these days brian?
FeloniusMonk: u playing 50plo yet?
briachek1: yeah, but i don't feel like putting in the full effort to complete the rest of this bonus
briachek1: i was playing 50nlhe
FeloniusMonk: true, thats why i'm here
briachek1: but decided to take a break here
FeloniusMonk: last 200plo game i had here i lost a 500 one on a riv two outer, not been playing much at party in the interim
briachek1: i love playing here, i do much better than other places for some reason
FeloniusMonk: lol yeah kinda opposite here
FeloniusMonk: games seem fine so i cant really figure it out
BStateHottie: It's called standard deviation
FeloniusMonk: no it isn't shush
BStateHottie: Wow, you really are stupid
FeloniusMonk: yes
FeloniusMonk: now be quiet
BStateHottie: I'll bet your sample size is adequate to form an educated opinion from
BStateHottie: LMAO
BStateHottie: Morons
FeloniusMonk: probably somewhere in the 15-20k region i would estimate
briachek1: haha, he doesn't think you play enough poker
FeloniusMonk: mostly at 100 and 200, but there ya go
BStateHottie: 20,000 hands is not a very big sample for poker moron
FeloniusMonk: look, who rattled your cage?
FeloniusMonk: taken some beats today or something?
FeloniusMonk: now shush
BStateHottie: I speak when I wish XXXXXXX, deal with it
FeloniusMonk: dealing with it now "ignore chatter"
BStateHottie: As you wish
FeloniusMonk: another 100 hands or so lol
FeloniusMonk: gotta go grab something to eat when the blinds come round tho bri
briachek1: ok buddy
briachek1: fat bastard
FeloniusMonk: he he
FeloniusMonk: yeah gonna stuff my face with some bbq bro
briachek1: can i come?
FeloniusMonk: uncommon over here
FeloniusMonk: i suspect you can yeah, speak to your doctor
briachek1: i could be there in like 20 minutes
FeloniusMonk: usually penis stimulation is necessary
briachek1: concords fly pretty fast right?
FeloniusMonk: he he he
BStateHottie: Sounds like you two homos are going to be stuffing each other
briachek1: excuse me, didn't monk tell you to shush
briachek1: so shut the f up
BStateHottie: No problem homo
BStateHottie: Don't be bitter
FeloniusMonk: he he he i take it our bad-beaten friend is piping up again?
briachek1: yup, talking about homos once again, apparently he's obsessed with them
FeloniusMonk: seems so
FeloniusMonk: perhaps he's had a tif with the boyfriend
briachek1: probably didn't use enough lube so he's taking his soreness out on us
FeloniusMonk: yeah, that can really smart
BStateHottie: You two homos are experts on lube
FeloniusMonk: <ahem> so i hear
briachek1: way to chime in with a winner there
briachek1: surprised you didn' t use the "i'm rubber your glue" line
FeloniusMonk: lol
BStateHottie: You two phukheads crack each other up don't you?
briachek1: well we have to crack each other up because your jokes aren't funny
messenger309: They crack me up too...
briachek1: thank you messenger
briachek1: but he might call you a homo now
BStateHottie: Another queer for the group
briachek1: see, right on time
messenger309: I have a thick skin and a wife...
BStateHottie: wouldn't want to disappoint
FeloniusMonk: i'd just like to point out that bstatehottie seems to be rather stupid, and possibly likes kissing boyscouts. On the XXXX.
FeloniusMonk: RIGHT! din dins
FeloniusMonk: later bri
briachek1: that was below the belt monk, literally
FeloniusMonk: he he well YO
FeloniusMonk: see ya
briachek1: later monk
BStateHottie: I am comfortable my IQ exceeds your's by double digits queer boy
briachek1: i'm glad you are on the other side of the table bstate so i don't have to worry about you grabbing me with your latent homosexuallity
BStateHottie: Don't flatter yourself
briachek1: so are you saying if i was a more attractive man, you would have at me?
BStateHottie: You assume far too much
briachek1: so do you, so we are even
briachek1: now shush
messenger309: hmmm, ass u me... I sense a theme