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LOL donkaments

So this is a weird story. I gave up on studying came home and was gonna play some cash on Bodog. The games were beyond dead so WTF I decided to play a couple donkaments.

Played the 4k guaranteed plus a couple SNG's. The SNGs were super soft but did not like me.

I actually lost every time I was all in 4 sngs.

KT << 99
AK<<JJ
44<< AQ
TT<< QQ
KT << JJ
AQ << 77
KK << AK

So I'm running super good, I bubbled the first $25 turbo, 5th in the $20, was hanging in the 5k won a big pot with AA vs KQ on a Qxx flop. I had 6k in chips, was on the bubble again in the next $25 SNG when my desktop wont connect to the internet. I actually had just pushed for 1100 chips with the blinds at 100/200 and crash. So I grab my laptop and it wont work with bodog, it has some stupid error. So I call them, and its takes about 30 min to be able to let me log in. By now I am out on the bubble of my $25 turbo and out of my other $20+2.

I still have 5k left in the MTT.
I go on a really nice rush, I get all in with KK vs 99 on a 554 board and double up. I get QQ all in preflop vs 88 and AJ flop is AJ3 turn is a brick and they are both drawing dead. So I am now the chip leader, I pretty much cruised to the final table from there. I made a really nice call with AT after I raise preflop. Flop is KT5 with 2 hearts, I lead Button calls. Turn is a 4, I check button checks behind. River is a J, I check, he pushs I call he has Qh 6h. I figured the only was I was behind is if he hit his jack. So I have 70k in chips with 5 people left and it all goes to shit. I raise my EP with TT, the 2nd big stack pushs, I fold he shows QQ. I raise the button with 88, he pushs again I fold again, he shows QQ again. I raise to 5k with TT again, BB who has been tight pushs for $18, I pretty much have to call and he has AA. So I am now down to 45k with 3 people left. I am the button with A9o, I raise to 10k blinds are 2k/k4, moron BB calls. Flop is KK2, he checks, I ut him in for his last 20k. He calls with A8. turn is a 3, river is the fucking 8. I push the next button with get called by 44 flop is 8 [kh] but turn and river brick and I'm out in 3rd.

Made $530 but it still feels like losing at this point, 2nd place was an extra $300 and 1st was $800 more so close yet so far away with one 3 outter.

LOL fucking donkaments. After a little success in the 5k guarantee I decided to play the 30k $55+5. I played pretty well, I started at the most weak tight table I have ever played at anywhere. There wasnt a pot bigger than 600 chips in the first 2 hrs. At the 2nd break the same 9 players were at my table, no one had more than 4k chips and no one had less than 1700. Finally a couple players busted and the blinds got bigger. I stole a ton of blinds since it was so weak tight. i got up to 5k without seeing a flop. I then flopped a set of 8's on a on an A83 flop vs AK and doubled up. Then some guy decided to pus into my AA with JT on a 832 flop. At this point I was in the top 10 in chips with 18k. I got from MP, one limper blinds 200/400, I make it 1200 guy directly to my right calls. Flop is Ks Qs Ts. I check, he chekcks behind. Turn . I lead 2k he calls. River is a , I check, he bets 4k. I call, he has . 2 hands later I am UTG+1 UTG limps Blinds are up to 400/800, I push for 9k and everyone folds. After this I was pretty much push mode, I push AQ everyone folds. I push J7 with 5k chips left and blinds at 500/100, get called by A5 river is a 7 and I'm alive. Final hand I get limps to me on the CO I push for 10k blinds are 500/100 same guy with 44 finds QQ in the SB and I'm gone. Out in 54 out of 510 top 50 pay yahhh for bubble bitch.

Meh... baby... ship my fucking $54 plz...