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Postby MTPaid » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:28 pm

I thought I got this out of my system last night, but I guess I didn't:

Yesterday......

Saw 4 flops with QQ. Each time raised and re-raised preflop.
QQ < KK
QQ < AQ
QQ < AK
QQ < AJ

Saw 1 flop with KK.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($49.70)
UTG+1 ($74.25)
MP1 ($19.10)
MP2 ($44.75)
CO ($73.25)
Hero ($48.50)
SB ($63.35) (43/0 - over 110 hands)
BB ($20.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is BTN [Kh][Ks]
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.5 ($73.75), MP1 calls $0.5 ($18.60), 1 fold, CO calls $0.5 ($72.75), Hero raises to $3.25 ($45.25), SB calls $3 ($60.10), BB calls $2.75 ($16.75), UTG+1 folds ($73.75), MP1 folds ($18.60), CO calls $2.75 ($70.00)

Flop: [Jc][7h][9h] ($14, 4 players)
SB checks ($60.10), BB checks ($16.75), CO checks ($70.00), Hero bets $10 ($35.25), SB calls $10 ($50.10), BB folds ($16.75), CO calls $10 ($60.00)

Turn: [3s] ($44, 3 players)
SB checks ($50.10), CO checks ($60.00), Hero goes all-in $35.25 ($0.00), SB calls $35.25 ($14.85), CO folds ($60.00)

River: [6s] ($114.5, 2 players)

Final Pot: $114.50
Hero shows: [Kh][Ks]
SB shows: [Kd][Kc]

Hero wins $55.75 ( won +$7.25 )
SB wins $55.75 ( won +$7.25 )
CO lost -$13.25
BB lost -$3.25
UTG+1 lost -$0.50
MP1 lost -$0.50
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Postby MTPaid » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:40 pm

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Postby MTPaid » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:08 pm

Quick Full Tilt joke:

What's do idiots call their trash hands on Full Tilt?

Answer in white below:
Full house
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Postby MTPaid » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:03 am

Last edited by MTPaid on Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby RedBarracuda » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:43 am

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Postby MTPaid » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:49 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby MTPaid » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:29 pm

Very close to reaching boiling point at Full Tilt. Cut it short again for 2nd night in a row. At this rate I'll probably end up clearing around $250 of the bonus and that will be my profit for the month. Same shit, nothing new. All the tight players bitchin and all the maniacs and stations collecting their chips.

The difference in tonight's session:

BB is 48/13 - range is probably 99+, AJs+. Didn't strike me as particularly bright, but obviously smarter than me.
These people aren't maniacs. They're just dealt Aces every other hand. UTG+1 was drunk I think.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($49.50)
UTG+1 ($75.90)
MP1 ($24.85)
MP2 ($50.05)
MP3 ($14.65)
CO ($17.00)
BTN ($53.10)
Hero ($52.30)
BB ($31.90)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is SB [Ac][Kc]
UTG+1 says "HAHAHAHAHAHA" ($75.90), 1 fold, UTG+1 says "GOOD ONE!!!" ($75.90), UTG+1 calls $0.5 ($75.40), MP1 calls $0.5 ($24.35), UTG+1 says "GREAT READ" ($75.40), MP2 calls $0.5 ($49.55), MP3 calls $0.5 ($14.15), CO calls $0.5 ($16.50), 1 fold, UTG+1 says "GARPOX" ($75.40), Hero raises to $5 ($47.05), UTG+1 says "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" ($75.40), BB goes all-in $31.9 ($0.00), UTG+1 says "HELLO GARPOX THIS IS MARGOX" ($75.40), UTG+1 folds ($75.40), MP1 folds ($24.35), MP2 folds ($49.55), MP3 folds ($14.15), UTG+1 says "ARE YOU THERE" ($75.40), CO folds ($16.50), Hero calls $26.9 ($20.40), UTG+1 says "ID LOVE TO TALK TO YOU" ($75.40)

Flop: [Jh][8s][8c] ($66.3, 2 players)

Turn: [Jd] ($66.3, 2 players)

River: [3s] ($66.3, 2 players)

Final Pot: $66.30
BB shows: [Ad][As]
Hero shows: [Ac][Kc]

BB wins $63.3 ( won +$31.4 )
UTG+1 lost -$0.50
MP1 lost -$0.50
MP2 lost -$0.50
MP3 lost -$0.50
CO lost -$0.50
Hero lost -$31.90



Today's stats: (includes some of yesterday's because it was past midnight)
40%+ VP$IP over 40+ hands
5 winners, 3 losers. Only 63% winners.
Average +25.93 BB/100 over 450 combined hands.

Oh and 0 for 18 in sets today and 2 for 46 past 2 days since flopping 4 a couple days ago.

Week: 11 for 143 (7.6%)
Month: 25 for 298 (8.3%)
Since 11/11: 81 for 885 (9.1%)
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Postby MTPaid » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:56 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby MTPaid » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:21 pm

Highlight of my day.....nay week. I'm going to be able to sleep so much better tonight just because of this.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($49.80)
UTG+1 ($21.95)
MP1 ($15.00) (47/13 - 45 WTSD - on super tilt)
MP2 ($81.00)
MP3 ($60.30)
CO ($62.05) (45/2 - 36 WTSD - had thrown out several pot or greater river bets)
Hero ($45.70)
SB ($57.75)
BB ($8.55)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is BTN [Ad][Js]
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.5 ($14.50), 2 folds, CO calls $0.5 ($61.55), Hero raises to $2.75 ($42.95), 2 folds, MP1 calls $2.25 ($12.25), CO calls $2.25 ($59.30)

Flop: [8s][2h][9h] ($9, 3 players)
MP1 checks ($12.25), CO checks ($59.30), Hero checks ($42.95)

Turn: [5c] ($9, 3 players)
MP1 checks ($12.25), CO checks ($59.30), Hero bets $6 ($36.95), MP1 folds ($12.25), CO calls $6 ($53.30)

River: [2s] ($21, 2 players)
CO bets $8.5 ($44.80), Hero says "i'm thinking about calling you with Ace hi" ($36.95), Hero calls $8.5 ($28.45)

Final Pot: $38
CO shows: [7s][Ts]
Hero shows: [Ad][Js]

Hero wins $36.1 ( won +$18.85 )
CO lost -$17.25
MP1 lost -$2.75

That bet just made no sense and he threw it out there almost instantly too. I figure he hits me on the turn with a set and he wants to showdown a pair. I gotta be right, what, like a little less than 30% of the time here?

2nd biggest pot I won today.
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Postby MTPaid » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:27 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
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Postby MTPaid » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:19 pm

Tuesday Recap:

1st session - Idiots refuse to fold to my c-bets 90% of time, I win 1.5 stacks

2nd sesssion - Idiots refuse to fold to my c-bets 90% of time, call all-in with gutshots, hit 2x. I lose 1.5 stacks

Edit: Can't fold when I raise costs me 2.5 stacks in the late session - AK < QQ - I 3-bet preflop to $17 and he pushes with AK.
I shit you not, I've gotten it all in by the flop or turn after raising with the following hands as well.......

I re-raise [Kd][Kh] preflop and get called. Idiot pushes a full stack with [Ad][Qc] after an 8-hi monotone flop. Rare win.

I raise [Kd][Kc] and get called. I get c/r'ed on the flop and 1/3 pot river4 bet by [Ah][4h] on [Js][4c][7s][3c][Jd] board.

Clown calls a shove on the turn of [Td][9d][3h][Qs] board with [Kd][Th]. I have [Ad][Qh] and we both started with over 100BB. He hadn't folded to 1 of my raises yet. Ship a [Jc] on the river for a full stack.

SB had called every single one of my raises all night and pot bet into me every street. I open-raise QQ, he re-raises, I 3-bet to $17 and he shoves. I call. He has AK. Ship an Ace on the turn.

I raise 7.5xBB with AK after 2 limps. LP caller. I fire flop and turn (JxxT), he calls both with 99.

1/2 stack raises, I re-raise AA to $7.50. He calls and has $17 left. KT6 flop is good enough for the rest of his stack with AJ. Ship a Q on the river.

Yesterday I said that 16% (4 out of 25) PFR's were folded to on the flop. Today was a staggering 9 out of 29 (just under 30%). But I only won 13 out of the 29 times I saw a flop in those hands.

Someone must have sent out an e-mail from Full Tilt. Hey, the guy raising 7% of his hands is full of shit. Call and pound him on the flop or turn with any 2 cards. Go for a whole stack, it doesn't matter.
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Postby MTPaid » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:40 am

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
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