After 3 weeks as the BTP HORSE CHAMPION. Join us tonight as I go for my forth week in a row. It seems that I just can't be stopped.
My Limit Hold'Em play is un-real!
My Omaha game is well un-real too!
My Razz is ummmmmmm you got it un-real!
My Stud game like all others is yep you guessed it un-real!
Last but not least Stud 8 or better un-fucking -real!
I don't know how to explain how I managed to stay the CHAMP for so many weeks in a row other then ------------ ummmmmmmmmmmmm ------------ We havn't played since I sucked out and won one!
What all this means is I suck at HORSE but it is a lot of fun.
Lets get enough players at Full Tilt to play tonight. It's only $5.50.
HORSE!
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HORSE!
by TexasKowboy » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:49 pm
Kowboy
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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by kingsalami » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:26 pm
unfortunatly i won't be able to play in the horse tourney until the 11th of july.
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f*cking jet in that.
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f*cking jet in that.
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by TexasKowboy » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:38 pm
I was unreal once again.
Kowboy
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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by TightWad » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:51 pm
I honestly can't think of a better word to describe your performance...but words like "awful", "appaling", "disgusting", "brutal", "unimpressive", "dimwitted", and "stinking" all come close.
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