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I need to rant. BOY DO I NEED TO RANT.
Firstly, AP have yet again screwed up my account again.
So here's the letter I emailed them.
"Sir/Madam,
Approx two weeks ago, I dowloaded Absolute Poker and attempted to register a new account. I wasn't allowed to do so, getting an error code BC3436. I emailed you guys and asked what the problem was. As you can see from the email below, I was informed all was ok and I was free to deposit. I went to deposit, same thing.
So I called security. I was asked by a somewhat unhelpful lady if I have an Ultimate Bet account. I said yes. She said there was a problem with my UB account, and due to a security measure, I have to validate my UB account before I can deposit at AP. Even though I have successfully deposited, played and withdrawn at UB. I said fine, and contacted UB. They asked me to send some documents through, which I did, my UB account has now been reactivated.
So I try to deposit at AP again. SAME THING. I call security. I'm on hold for 10 mins, and the like goes dead. Ok, so I call again. I'm on hold again, 10 mins, and the line goes dead. I am being charged international dialling rates all this time.
I still cannot deposit on your site.
Is this how you treat all perspective customers at AP?
Rest assured that if this matter is not resolved promptly, I will not be trying to deposit at AP ever again.
Note, I am trying to DEPOSIT. I don't want to take money out, I don't wish to hack into AP's software and I don't want to join the CIA. It would presumably be easier to do so.
Please sort this out."
AND THEN....I come back to this shit.
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at
Stacks:
UTG (
$55.55)
UTG+1 ($128.80)
CO ($68.15)
Hero ($48.00)
SB (
$55.15)
BB (
$49.75)
Pre-flop: (
$0.75, 6 players)
Hero is BTN [Qs]
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $2, CO calls $2,
Hero raises to $6,
2 folds, UTG+1 calls $4, CO calls $4
Flop: [4c][5c] (
$18.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks,
Hero bets $20.5,
UTG+1 folds, CO calls $20.5
Turn: (
$59.75, 2 players)
CO checks,
Hero bets $21.5, CO calls $21.5
River: (
$102.75, 2 players)
Final Pot: $99.75
CO shows:
[Ac]
Hero shows:
[Qs]
CO wins $99.75 ( won +$51.75 )
UTG+1 lost -$6.00
Hero lost -$48.00
I mean, the guy is terrible, and I mean AWFUL, calling raises and folding flops, limp calling, raising and folding to 3 bets, chasing long shot draws etc.. Ok, I should of made the flop 3 bet more, but fuck me sideways, this is the 5th time in 2 weeks someone has flopped the nut flush on me.
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Yet another 50/12 type, yet another awful player, ONE FUCKING TIME DEALER?
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at
Stacks:
UTG (
$52.00)
UTG+1 ($79.90)
CO (
$64.00)
Hero ($61.90)
SB (
$49.50)
BB ($51.80)
Pre-flop: (
$0.75, 6 players)
Hero is BTN [Ad]
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $3,
1 fold, Hero calls $3,
1 fold, BB calls $2.5
Flop: [2d][3h] (
$9.25, 3 players)
BB checks,
UTG+1 bets $6.5,
Hero raises to $50.5,
BB folds,
UTG+1 goes all-in $70.4,
Hero goes all-in $8.4
Turn: (
$145.05, 2 players)
River: (
$145.05, 2 players)
Final Pot: $142.05
UTG+1 shows:
[Ks]
Hero shows:
[Ad]
UTG+1 wins $142.05 ( won +$62.15 )
BB lost -$3.00
Hero lost -$61.90
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It's the same old shit, I miss my big draws, people keep hitting shit on me ALL the time, I get check raised off my cbets so often (my Flop AF is like 3.8, hardly spew) and all I seem to be doing is nailing someone for 100bb's by playing proper poker, and then I donate it to some fuckstick playing garbage and running at 50/12.
GG life.
God help my BR if I ever run well for more than one session every fortnight.