Simple right? I'll just put some hours in and get some confidence then go to bigger games. I have the roll for 3/6 but hey, lets just put a few thousand winning hands in then perhaps move up aggressively.


Whelp here is my month!


I am usually 23 VPIP so thats is meh. The won when saw flop is a good stat; would like that to be around 48 but hey when you don't flop pairs its tough. My W$@SD is fucking asljk;hg;kjashdgashasgjahsdg;lasdgha sgd.

Lets take a closer look.





So that means in 20k hands, I have won a full stack with each KK and AA only once and both were today. Pretty hot. Combine this with tilting and having tons of bluffs picked off viola this mess.


Oh and the obligatory bad beats and coolers.

******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $190.80
CO: $27.50
Button: $100.55
SB: $8.10
BB: $61.60

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, CO folds, Button raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero raises to $29, Button raises all-in $100.55, Hero calls.

Flop: ($202.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202.6)


Turn: ($202.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202.6)


River: ($202.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202.6)


Results:
Final pot: $202.6
Hero showed Ac As
Button showed Qs Qd

******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $98.50
Hero: $145.85
Button: $106.20
SB: $99
BB: $116.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3, Button folds, SB raises to $13, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($27, 2 players)
SB bets $17, Hero raises all-in $132.85, SB calls all-in $69.
Uncalled bets: $46.85 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($199, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $199)


River: ($199, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $199)


Results:
Final pot: $199
SB showed Qs Qd
Hero mucks Ac As


******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $75.40
CO: $92.10
Hero: $113.15
SB: $99.90
BB: $95.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
UTG folds, CO calls, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: ($9.5, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $7, CO calls.

Turn: ($23.5, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $16, CO raises to $32, Hero raises all-in $102.15, CO calls all-in $49.1.
Uncalled bets: $21.05 returned to Hero.

River: ($185.7, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $185.7)


Results:
Final pot: $185.7
CO showed Kd Qs


******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $102.20
CO: $114.20
Button: $293.35
SB: $131
BB: $104

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, SB raises to $10, BB folds, Hero raises to $29, SB raises all-in $131, Hero calls all-in $73.2.
Uncalled bets: $28.8 returned to SB.

Flop: ($104.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $205.4)


Turn: ($104.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $205.4)


River: ($104.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $205.4)


Results:
Final pot: $104.2
SB showed Ad Ac
Hero mucks Ah Kd


******* Hand 5 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $176.30
Hero: $150.05
Button: $99.90
SB: $218.95
BB: $95.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3, Button folds, SB raises to $11, BB folds, Hero raises to $31, SB raises all-in $218.95, Hero calls all-in $119.05.
Uncalled bets: $99.9 returned to SB.

Flop: ($121.05, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $239.1)


Turn: ($121.05, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $239.1)


River: ($121.05, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $239.1)


Results:
Final pot: $121.05
SB showed Qc Qd
Hero mucks Kc Kd


******* Hand 6 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $185
UTG+1: $94.70
CO: $181.75
Hero: $118.55
SB: $203
BB: $101.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $6, CO folds, Hero raises to $16, SB raises to $45, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($97, 2 players)
SB bets $70.5, Hero raises all-in $73.55, SB calls.

Turn: ($244.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $244.1)


River: ($244.1, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $244.1)


Results:
Final pot: $244.1
SB showed Qd Qc


******* Hand 7 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $111.20
UTG+1: $106.45
CO: $120.75
Hero: $103.15
SB: $51.50
BB: $121.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $4, CO raises to $9, Hero raises to $26, 3 folds, CO calls.

Flop: ($57.5, 2 players)
CO is all-in $94.75, Hero calls all-in $77.15.
Uncalled bets: $17.6 returned to CO.

Turn: ($211.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.8)


River: ($211.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.8)


Results:
Final pot: $211.8
CO showed Tc Th


******* Hand 8 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $57.25
CO: $108.95
Button: $92.90
Button: $103.15
SB: $62
Hero: $122.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $2, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, Hero raises to $10, UTG raises to $23, Button folds, Hero raises to $76, UTG calls all-in $34.25.
Uncalled bets: $18.75 returned to Hero.

Flop: ($117, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $117)


Turn: ($117, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $117)


River: ($117, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $117)


Results:
Final pot: $117
Hero showed Kh Ks
UTG showed Ad Ah


******* Hand 9 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $129.70
UTG+1: $83.90
CO: $77.50
Button: $185.40
Hero: $100.50
BB: $179.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with
2 folds, CO calls, Button raises to $4, Hero raises to $15, 2 folds, Button calls.

Flop: ($32, 2 players)
Hero bets $21, Button calls.

Turn: ($74, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $7, Hero calls.

River: ($88, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $57.5, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $203
Hero showed Qc Kd
Button showed Qh Kh

******* Hand 10 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $210.85
UTG+1: $94.85
CO: $119.70
Button: $52.40
SB: $180.45
BB: $112.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 folds, CO raises to $9, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($19.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero raises to $34, CO calls.

Turn: ($87.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $52, CO calls.

River: ($191.5, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $115.85, CO calls all-in $24.7.
Uncalled bets: $91.15 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $240.9
Hero showed Qd Qs
CO showed Jh Ah


******* Hand 11 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $149.80
UTG+1: $130.40
Hero: $108.55
Button: $25.40
SB: $98
BB: $60

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, Button calls, SB raises to $15, BB folds, Hero raises to $42, Button folds, SB raises all-in $98, Hero calls.

Flop: ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)


Turn: ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)


River: ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)


Results:
Final pot: $200
SB showed As Ah
Hero mucks Qs Qd


******* Hand 12 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $113.95
UTG+1: $60.10
CO: $60
Button: $58.50
SB: $79.65
BB: $50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, Button calls, SB raises to $15, BB folds, Hero raises to $34, Button folds, SB raises all-in $79.65, Hero calls.

Flop: ($164.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $164.3)


Turn: ($164.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $164.3)


River: ($164.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $164.3)


Results:
Final pot: $164.3
SB showed Ac Ah
Hero mucks Qc Qh


******* Hand 13 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $109.90
UTG: $113.95
CO: $169
Hero: $108.50
SB: $100
BB: $76

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: ($6.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $31, BB raises to $52, Hero raises to $94, BB calls all-in $21.
Uncalled bets: $21 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($152.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $152.5)


River: ($152.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $152.5)


Results:
Final pot: $152.5
BB showed Jd Ac


******* Hand 14 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $64.65
CO: $83.90
UTG: $113.95
Hero: $98.50
SB: $103.55
BB: $174.70

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
UTG raises to $3, CO folds, Hero raises to $11, 2 folds, UTG raises all-in $64.65, Hero calls.

Flop: ($130.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $130.8)


Turn: ($130.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $130.8)


River: ($130.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $130.8)


Results:
Final pot: $130.8
UTG showed Kd Kc


******* Hand 15 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $157.05
UTG+1: $119.70
CO: $13.85
Button: $94.60
SB: $208.70
BB: $41.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: ($9.5, 3 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $8, UTG+1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: ($25.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero is all-in $146.05, BB calls all-in $30.2.
Uncalled bets: $115.85 returned to Hero.

River: ($85.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $85.9)


Results:
Final pot: $85.9
BB showed 4s 9c
Hero mucks Qd Qs


******* Hand 16 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players


Stack sizes:
UTG+1: $119.7
CO: $13.85
UTG: $102.30
Button: $64.85
SB: $169.45
Hero: $182.05

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with
2 folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $14, Hero calls.

Flop: ($28, 2 players)
SB bets $19, Hero calls.

Turn: ($66, 2 players)
SB bets $35, Hero calls.

River: ($136, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: $136
SB showed Qc Qd
Hero mucks Jd Jh


******* Hand 17 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $147.60
CO: $99.50
Button: $115
SB: $215.40
CO: $13.85
BB: $104.85

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: ($7.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $6, CO raises to $16, Hero raises all-in $144.6, CO calls all-in $80.5.
Uncalled bets: $48.1 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($200.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)


River: ($200.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)


Results:
Final pot: $200.5
Hero showed Js Ts
CO showed 7s 8s


******* Hand 18 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $109.25
CO: $13.85
CO: $152
Button: $58.50
SB: $195.40
Hero: $100.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with
3 folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $4, SB calls.

Flop: ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero calls.

Turn: ($18, 2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $18, SB calls.

River: ($54, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $26, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $106
SB showed 6h Jh
Hero showed 7d 8h


******* Hand 19 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $139.90
UTG+1: $223.25
Hero: $100
Button: $98.85
SB: $99
BB: $147.10

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: ($12.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $9, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: ($30.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $21, BB raises all-in $134.1, Hero calls all-in $66.
Uncalled bets: $47.1 returned to BB.

River: ($204.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $204.5)


Results:
Final pot: $204.5
BB showed 5h 5s
Hero mucks 3h 3c


******* Hand 20 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $103
UTG+1: $119.35
CO: $51.50
Button: $106.55
Hero: $262.50
BB: $99.15

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with
4 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $6, Hero calls.

Flop: ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $4, Hero raises to $11, BB calls.

Turn: ($34, 2 players)
Hero bets $24, BB calls.

River: ($82, 2 players)
Hero bets $74, BB calls all-in $58.15.
Uncalled bets: $15.85 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $198.3
Hero showed 3c 3h
BB showed Kh Kc


******* Hand 21 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $99.15
UTG: $103
UTG: $31.50
Button: $194.15
SB: $46.25
Hero: $104.25

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with
UTG folds, Button raises to $4, SB folds, Hero raises to $14, Button calls.

Flop: ($28.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $21, Button raises to $99, Hero calls all-in $69.25.
Uncalled bets: $8.75 returned to Button.

Turn: ($209, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $209)


River: ($209, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $209)


Results:
Final pot: $209
Hero showed Qc Qd
Button showed Ac Ah

******* Hand 22 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $251.35
UTG+1: $43.45
CO: $108.95
Button: $119.35
SB: $268.50
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: ($10, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, CO raises to $23, SB calls, Hero raises to $72, CO raises all-in $105.95, SB raises all-in $265.5, Hero calls all-in $176.35.
Uncalled bets: $17.15 returned to SB.

Turn: ($470.25, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $327.85, Sidepot 1: $284.8)


River: ($470.25, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $327.85, Sidepot 1: $284.8)


Results:
Final pot: $470.25
SB showed Ad Jd
Hero mucks Td Ts
CO mucks 5h 5s

Best for last obv.




WHAT A FUCKING JOPKE.

you play poker?

Run better plz.

******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $115.55
Hero: $154.40
CO: $50.85
Button: $108
SB: $100
BB: $68.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, 4 folds, UTG raises to $32, Hero raises all-in $154.4, UTG calls all-in $83.55.
Uncalled bets: $38.85 returned to Hero.

Flop: ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $232.6)


Turn: ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $232.6)


River: ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $232.6)


Results:
Final pot: $3
UTG showed Ac Kh
Hero mucks Qd Qc


******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $100.50
UTG+1: $111.15
CO: $111.05
Button: $95
Hero: $186.70
BB: $34.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with
3 folds, Button raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: ($29, 2 players)
Hero bets $20, Button raises to $40, Hero raises all-in $172.7, Button calls all-in $41.
Uncalled bets: $91.7 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($191, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $191)


River: ($191, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $191)


Results:
Final pot: $191
Hero showed 9s 9d
Button showed Jc 9c

For your viewing and my whining pleasure.


******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $92.15
UTG+1: $58.20
CO: $155.50
Button: $98.50
SB: $132.60
Hero: $108.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with
2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, SB calls.

Flop: ($14, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls.

Turn: ($30, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $21, SB raises to $56, Hero raises all-in $94.8, SB calls.

River: ($219.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $219.6)


Results:
Final pot: $219.6
SB showed 3d 3s
Hero mucks Kd Kh

Bump. Keeping your journal on top buddy.