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Postby shamdonk » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:41 pm

value town?
PokerStars Game #15672963880: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/03/01 - 21:39:16 (ET)
Table 'Sycorax III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JSM42 ($84.45 in chips)
Seat 2: zomertje ($123 in chips)
Seat 3: shamrock20 ($334.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Spidey1174 ($213.60 in chips)
Seat 5: HaLoHaLo ($188.15 in chips)
Seat 6: GruvMachine ($199 in chips)
zomertje: posts small blind $1
shamrock20: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shamrock20 [8s Qh]
Spidey1174: calls $2
HaLoHaLo: folds
GruvMachine: folds
JSM42: folds
zomertje: calls $1
shamrock20: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 8d 7d]
zomertje: checks
shamrock20: bets $4
Spidey1174: calls $4
zomertje: folds
*** TURN *** [4s 8d 7d] [Jh]
shamrock20: bets $8
Spidey1174: calls $8
*** RIVER *** [4s 8d 7d Jh] [Ks]
shamrock20: bets $16
Spidey1174: calls $16
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shamrock20: shows [8s Qh] (a pair of Eights)
Spidey1174: mucks hand
shamrock20 collected $59 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $62 | Rake $3
Board [4s 8d 7d Jh Ks]
Seat 1: JSM42 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zomertje (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: shamrock20 (big blind) showed [8s Qh] and won ($59) with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: Spidey1174 mucked [7h Ts]
Seat 5: HaLoHaLo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GruvMachine folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


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Postby Twelver » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:42 pm

Goal is $10k for the month. Don't really care how I get it.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby black_knight6 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:46 pm

whore out 10k women for $1 apiece?

Or, whore out to 10 fat chicks for 1k/piece...fat chicks need lovin too!...but fat chicks gotta PAY
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:54 am

Sup Pacific Poker. <3 you too.

***** Pacific Hand History for game 2096764676 *****
$5/$10 Blinds No Limit Hold'em - *** 03 02 16:51:48 2008
Table Batida de Caju (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 10: marquit5 ( $1392.63 )
Seat 1: GLRoy ( $980 )
Seat 2: notey ( $1672.3 )
Seat 3: matter15 ( $1196.66 )
Seat 4: troja114 ( $872.25 )
Seat 5: MissDeaI ( $3117.59 )
Seat 6: gkocsis ( $100 )
Seat 7: 1302 ( $344.78 )
Seat 8: oakirk ( $798.75 )
Seat 9: SHEAF ( $2662.75 )
notey posts small blind [$5].
matter15 posts big blind [$10].
gkocsis posts dead blind [$5].
gkocsis posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to GLRoy [Js] [Jc]
troja114 folds.
MissDeaI folds.
gkocsis checks.
1302 raises [$40].
oakirk folds.
SHEAF folds.
marquit5 calls [$40].
GLRoy raises [$140].
notey folds.
matter15 folds.
gkocsis folds.
1302 calls [$100].
marquit5 calls [$100].
** Dealing Flop ** [2c] [8c] [Qd]
1302 checks.
marquit5 checks.
GLRoy bets [$220].
1302 calls [$204.78].
marquit5 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [9h]
** Dealing River ** [9s]
** Summary **
GLRoy shows [Js] [Jc].
1302 shows [9c] [9d].
1302 collected [$855.56].
GLRoy collected [$15.22].
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:08 am

Villain is seriously an 83/40/3. I was salivating at the idea of stacking his 55 or A7 :(

***** Pacific Hand History for Game 67434859 *****
$2/$4 Blinds No Limit Hold'em - *** 03 02 17:05:06 2008
Table Scotch Rocks (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 10: GLRoy ( $810.4 )
Seat 4: eciney ( $231 )
Seat 5: mtlpeete ( $439 )
Seat 6: stofort ( $482.45 )
Seat 8: XBREEZEX ( $681.4 )
Seat 9: LauBlanc ( $402.7 )
stofort posts small blind [$2].
XBREEZEX posts big blind [$4].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to GLRoy [9d] [9s]
LauBlanc folds.
GLRoy raises [$12].
eciney calls [$12].
mtlpeete calls [$12].
stofort calls [$10].
XBREEZEX calls [$8].
** Dealing Flop ** [4d] [4h] [2h]
stofort checks.
XBREEZEX bets [$4].
GLRoy raises [$40].
eciney folds.
mtlpeete folds.
stofort calls [$40].
XBREEZEX folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [4c]
stofort checks.
GLRoy bets [$120].
stofort calls [$120].
** Dealing River ** [Jd]
stofort bets [$150].
GLRoy calls [$150].
** Summary **
stofort shows [Ad] [4s].
GLRoy mucks.
stofort collected [$680].
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:15 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby RedBarracuda » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:21 am

bah.. once I set up this new computer and find the older but not oldest version of poker software I need I'll start playing and hopefully will put in 30k+ hands this month.. I am just reinstalling everything and just finished restoring my PTDB which went smooth...

the only problem is, my new computer shuts down on its own.. it doesn't restart or bluescreen me to death it just shuts down like someone pulled the plug... I know it might be a power supply issue, but it can also be a motherboard.. I went into BIOS and did some POS tweaking there (from manual to auto is the change I made) and so far so good..

btw. It died on me 3 times in like first 10 minutes this morning.. after that, it's been on for 2 hours now and I predict it won't shutoff so easily..

meh... anyway, as soon as I get everything fixed I'll start playing again... I am anxious already..
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Postby Xaston » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:00 pm

Irish or Death: whats half of 2/3 a cup
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:01 pm

Shamdonk proving again that you don't actually need to be able to do math to win at poker.

Edit: Below $1/$2
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:11 pm

GodlikeRoy (8:08:25 AM): I HAVE TWO APPLES
GodlikeRoy (8:08:30 AM): I GIVE 1 TO YOU
GodlikeRoy (8:08:37 AM): HOW MANY APPLES DO I HAVE LEFT?
Irish or Death (8:09:38 AM): fucking
Irish or Death (8:09:39 AM): I HATE YOU
Irish or Death (8:09:40 AM): SO MUCH

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It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:37 pm

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby excession » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:43 pm

I'd like my $2100 back out of Prima please.

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Postby shamdonk » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:46 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


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Postby NorthView » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:58 pm

2+2
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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