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by TableTiger1 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:31 am
[21:24] Mbuckler: i think i need to go rape some bunnies
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by RedBarracuda » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:31 am
today.. heh.. i am very tired.. i am gonna get some sleep and play some more later..
(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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by GodlikeRoy » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:03 pm
God I love pacific poker.
NH red.
NH red.
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by NorthView » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:35 pm
LOL@NV
the old cunt is 45 tomorrow
the old cunt is 45 tomorrow
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by NorthView » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:37 pm
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by shamdonk » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:17 pm
WHATS UP FAGBALLS
PokerStars Game #15718750454: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/03/03 - 18:14:46 (ET)
Table 'Almeisan' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tom Lüdtke ($118.60 in chips)
Seat 2: mrcrgl ($201.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Seawaves ($99.60 in chips)
Seat 4: shamrock20 ($312.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Malec21 ($53.10 in chips)
Seat 6: matfyzak ($218 in chips)
Seawaves: posts small blind $1
shamrock20: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shamrock20 [Th Ts]
Malec21: calls $2
matfyzak: raises $8 to $10
Tom Lüdtke: calls $10
mrcrgl: folds
Seawaves: folds
shamrock20: calls $8
Malec21: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 5s 2h]
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: bets $24
Tom Lüdtke: folds
shamrock20: calls $24
*** TURN *** [3s 5s 2h]![[2c]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/2c.gif "The Two of Clubs")
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 5s 2h 2c]![[4c]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/4c.gif "The Four of Clubs")
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: bets $54
shamrock20: raises $224.10 to $278.10 and is all-in
matfyzak: folds
shamrock20 collected $186 from pot
shamrock20: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $189 | Rake $3
Board [3s 5s 2h 2c 4c]
Seat 1: Tom Lüdtke folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mrcrgl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Seawaves (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: shamrock20 (big blind) collected ($186)
Seat 5: Malec21 folded before Flop
Seat 6: matfyzak folded on the River
PokerStars Game #15718750454: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/03/03 - 18:14:46 (ET)
Table 'Almeisan' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tom Lüdtke ($118.60 in chips)
Seat 2: mrcrgl ($201.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Seawaves ($99.60 in chips)
Seat 4: shamrock20 ($312.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Malec21 ($53.10 in chips)
Seat 6: matfyzak ($218 in chips)
Seawaves: posts small blind $1
shamrock20: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shamrock20 [Th Ts]
Malec21: calls $2
matfyzak: raises $8 to $10
Tom Lüdtke: calls $10
mrcrgl: folds
Seawaves: folds
shamrock20: calls $8
Malec21: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 5s 2h]
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: bets $24
Tom Lüdtke: folds
shamrock20: calls $24
*** TURN *** [3s 5s 2h]
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 5s 2h 2c]
shamrock20: checks
matfyzak: bets $54
shamrock20: raises $224.10 to $278.10 and is all-in
matfyzak: folds
shamrock20 collected $186 from pot
shamrock20: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $189 | Rake $3
Board [3s 5s 2h 2c 4c]
Seat 1: Tom Lüdtke folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mrcrgl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Seawaves (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: shamrock20 (big blind) collected ($186)
Seat 5: Malec21 folded before Flop
Seat 6: matfyzak folded on the River
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by RedBarracuda » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:28 pm
(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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by GodlikeRoy » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:54 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by shamdonk » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:54 pm
POKERSTARS GAME #15717690065: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/03/03 - 17:29:43 (ET)
Table 'Kapaneus II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: shamrock20 ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: eating_Y ($197 in chips)
Seat 3: weissking ($118 in chips)
Seat 4: cdeez8 ($205.35 in chips)
Seat 5: crazyjohan ($135.60 in chips)
Seat 6: DOM32 ($187.95 in chips)
weissking: posts small blind $1
cdeez8: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shamrock20 [7s 8s]
crazyjohan: folds
DOM32: folds
shamrock20: raises $5 to $7
eating_Y: calls $7
weissking: calls $6
cdeez8: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [5c 6s 6c]
weissking: checks
cdeez8: checks
shamrock20: bets $20
eating_Y: calls $20
weissking: folds
cdeez8: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 6s 6c]![[9h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/9h.gif "The Nine of Hearts")
shamrock20: bets $48
eating_Y: raises $48 to $96
shamrock20: raises $60 to $156
eating_Y: raises $14 to $170 and is all-in
shamrock20: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [5c 6s 6c 9h]![[5d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/5d.gif "The Five of Diamonds")
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shamrock20: shows [7s 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
eating_Y: mucks hand
shamrock20 collected $405 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $408 | Rake $3
Board [5c 6s 6c 9h 5d]
Seat 1: shamrock20 showed [7s 8s] and won ($405) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: eating_Y (button) mucked [3s 4s]
Table 'Kapaneus II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: shamrock20 ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: eating_Y ($197 in chips)
Seat 3: weissking ($118 in chips)
Seat 4: cdeez8 ($205.35 in chips)
Seat 5: crazyjohan ($135.60 in chips)
Seat 6: DOM32 ($187.95 in chips)
weissking: posts small blind $1
cdeez8: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shamrock20 [7s 8s]
crazyjohan: folds
DOM32: folds
shamrock20: raises $5 to $7
eating_Y: calls $7
weissking: calls $6
cdeez8: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [5c 6s 6c]
weissking: checks
cdeez8: checks
shamrock20: bets $20
eating_Y: calls $20
weissking: folds
cdeez8: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 6s 6c]
shamrock20: bets $48
eating_Y: raises $48 to $96
shamrock20: raises $60 to $156
eating_Y: raises $14 to $170 and is all-in
shamrock20: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [5c 6s 6c 9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shamrock20: shows [7s 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
eating_Y: mucks hand
shamrock20 collected $405 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $408 | Rake $3
Board [5c 6s 6c 9h 5d]
Seat 1: shamrock20 showed [7s 8s] and won ($405) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: eating_Y (button) mucked [3s 4s]
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by Xaston » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:54 pm
In case anyone was wondering about my quest for 100k hands.
I met my quota on the 1st.
I played 0 cash hands yesterday.
I have played 0 cash hands so far today.
I met my quota on the 1st.
I played 0 cash hands yesterday.
I have played 0 cash hands so far today.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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by GodlikeRoy » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:55 pm
Holy shit WTF? Lololol.
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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