Lol. I was sitting at a 2/4 HU table and this guy sits down with like $125. I stack him after a few mins with AK > AJ aipf. He leaves, another guy sits and we play for a while. The other guy leaves and the first guy now sits back down and buys in for like $240. This was the 3rd hand or something:

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($513.29)
BB ($258.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is BTN [8s]
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $52, Hero raises to $484, BB goes all-in $206

Flop: [3c][2s] ($742, 2 players)

Turn: ($742, 2 players)

River: ($742, 2 players)

Final Pot: $742
Hero shows: [8s]
BB shows: [9d]

Hero wins $741 ( won +$257 )
BB lost -$258.00

ORLY?


$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($39.00)
UTG+1 ($69.00)
CO ($38.90)
Hero ($117.15)
SB ($34.85)
BB ($49.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is BTN [As]
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $9

Flop: [5c][Qc] ($25.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $15, UTG+1 calls $15

Turn: ($55.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $47, UTG+1 goes all-in $42

River: ($144.5, 2 players)

Final Pot: $139.50
Hero shows: [As]
UTG+1 shows: [Tc]

Hero wins $5 ( lost -$69 )
UTG+1 wins $136 ( won +$67 )


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I know what you're gonna say, "raise the flop" ya ya ya but this is BOB and oppo is fucking uber aggressive. I seldom slowplay but IMO this is a good a spot as any to. So for the second time in 3 days, someone turns a gutshot on my flopped set...


$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($206.85)
UTG+1 ($68.40)
CO ($117.15)
BTN ($203.00)
SB ($115.45)
Hero ($183.10)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is BB [5d]
4 folds, SB raises to $4.5, Hero calls $3.5

Flop: [Jh][5c] ($9, 2 players)
SB bets $6, Hero calls $6

Turn: ($21, 2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $69, SB goes all-in $104.95, Hero calls $35.95

River: ($246.9, 2 players)

Final Pot: $230.90
SB shows: [Ac]
Hero shows: [5d]

SB wins $227.4 ( won +$95.95 )
Hero lost -$115.45


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Save the best 'till last, as they say...



$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($120.65)
UTG+1 ($213.45)
CO ($197.80)
BTN ($49.30)
SB ($130.70)
BB ($75.40)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is UTG [Kc]
Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB raises to $18, Hero goes all-in $120.65, CO folds, BB goes all-in $57.4

Flop: [Ad][9c] ($204.55, 2 players)

Turn: ($204.55, 2 players)

River: ($204.55, 2 players)

Final Pot: $155.30
BB shows: [Ac]
Hero shows: [Kc]

BB wins $151.8 ( won +$76.4 )
Hero wins $45.25 ( lost -$79.4 )
CO lost -$4.00

I've decided my goal for March is to manage to stay at the 100's without getting treated like a $5 hooker at a sailors port..... So far I'm still a little sore.

Ladies and gentlemen.. Pacific poker:

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($414.00)
UTG+1 ($400.00)
CO ($887.66)
Hero ($394.00)
SB ($151.30)
BB ($83.88)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is BTN [Ad]
2 folds, CO raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, 2 folds, CO calls $28

Flop: [Jh][3h] ($86, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $56, CO calls $56

Turn: ($198, 2 players)
CO bets $100, Hero goes all-in $298, CO calls $198

River: ($794, 2 players)

Final Pot: $794
CO shows: [Jc]
Hero shows: [Ad]

CO wins $790 ( won +$396 )
Hero lost -$394.00

HYACHACHACHACHA

$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($833.30)
CO ($662.55)
BTN ($735.05)
SB ($525.20)
Hero ($628.95)

Pre-flop: ($9, 5 players) Hero is BB [Qs]
UTG raises to $24, CO calls $24, BTN calls $24, SB calls $21, Hero raises to $126, UTG folds, CO folds, BTN folds, SB calls $102

Flop: [3c][2d] ($324, 2 players)
SB bets $72, Hero goes all-in $502.95, SB goes all-in $327.2

Turn: ($1226.15, 2 players)

River: ($1226.15, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1226.15
SB shows: [Ah]
Hero shows: [Qs]

SB wins $1118.4 ( won +$593.2 )
Hero wins $103.75 ( lost -$525.2 )
UTG lost -$24.00
CO lost -$24.00
BTN lost -$24.00

Like WTF? This guy is a multi-tabling reg. This was like our 4th HU hand ever, and the first time either of us had 3bet:

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($411.20)
BB ($388.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is BTN [7c]
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $42, Hero calls $30

Flop: [9c][6h] ($84, 2 players)
BB bets $64, Hero raises to $187, BB goes all-in $346, Hero calls $159

Turn: ($776, 2 players)

River: ($776, 2 players)

Final Pot: $776
Hero shows: [7c]
BB shows: [4c]

BB wins $772 ( won +$384 )
Hero lost -$388.00

And yeah my pf call may be marginally bad.