Not if he's gonna stack off there with 44!

This shit is getting old

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($415.30)
SB ($161.40)
BB ($514.50)
UTG ($201.90)
Hero ($414.60)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , .
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, Button calls $14, SB calls $12, BB calls $10.

Flop: ($56) , , (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $40, Hero raises to $120, Button folds, SB calls $120, BB raises to $500.5 (All-In), Hero calls $280.60 (All-In), SB calls $27.40 (All-In).

Turn: ($1104.50) (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($1104.50) (3 players, 3 all-in)
.

Final Pot: $1104.50

Results in white below:
SB has Th Jc (two pair, jacks and tens).
BB has Jd Kd (two pair, jacks and sevens).
Hero has Qd Ad (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: BB wins $606.30. SB wins $498.20.

That's normal right?

Yup

Like seriously, I am not making this shit up:

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($705.70)
Button ($1481.50)
Hero ($402)
BB ($758.90)
UTG ($400)
MP ($379.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG raises to $14, MP calls $14, 1 fold, Button calls $14, Hero raises to $60, 1 fold, UTG raises to $400 (All-In), MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls $340.

Flop: ($832) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($832) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($832) (2 players, 1 all-in)
.

Final Pot: $832

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ah
UTG has As Ks
Outcome: UTG wins $832.

I was going to put in a long session today, after this I decided to call it a night early:

PokerStars Game #15787985929: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/03/06 - 17:22:27 (ET)
Table 'Wrubel III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Teddy11xx ($762.90 in chips)
Seat 2: PHAETON44 ($242 in chips)
Seat 3: Xaston ($1085.40 in chips)
Seat 4: bouh ($409 in chips)
Seat 5: kapie123 ($406 in chips)
Seat 6: Alphafoil ($96 in chips)
PHAETON44: posts small blind $2
Xaston: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xaston [Jd Qh]
bouh: folds
kapie123: folds
Alphafoil: folds
Teddy11xx: raises $12 to $16
PHAETON44: folds
Xaston: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [As 4s 2h]
Xaston: checks
Teddy11xx: bets $24
Xaston: raises $38 to $62
Teddy11xx: raises $74 to $136
Xaston: raises $74 to $210
Teddy11xx: folds
Xaston collected $303 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $306 | Rake $3
Board [As 4s 2h]
Seat 1: Teddy11xx (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: PHAETON44 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Xaston (big blind) collected ($303)
Seat 4: bouh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kapie123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Alphafoil folded before Flop (didn't bet)

March hates me so far.

Only played 2 sessions so far this month, but combining that with my foray into HU PLO, and it's not a good start.

Hopefully I will turn it around this weekend.

Fucking.

$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($113.85)
UTG+1 ($518.85)
Hero ($591.00)
BTN ($620.70)
SB ($1139.35)
BB ($800.60)

Pre-flop: ($9, 6 players) Hero is CO [As]
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $6, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, BB raises to $56, UTG+1 calls $50, Hero raises to $149, BB calls $93, UTG+1 calls $93

Flop: [9c][6h] ($450, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $320, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $320

Turn: ($1090, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $50, UTG+1 goes all-in $49.85

River: ($1189.85, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1189.85
UTG+1 shows: [5c]
Hero shows: [As]

UTG+1 wins $1185.7 ( won +$666.85 )
Hero wins $0.15 ( lost -$518.85 )
BB lost -$149.00