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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:29 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby RedBarracuda » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:30 pm

that was a fcking waste of time today..

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(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby shamdonk » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:45 pm

fucking. Im procrastinating further, maybe I'll start a journal?
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby NorthView » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:50 pm

That was worse than a waste of time today


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When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

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Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby black_knight6 » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:12 pm

Red: RB ftw :P
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Postby Twelver » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:21 pm

Full Tilt Poker Game #5559459936: Table Trails End (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:13:01 ET - 2008/03/08
Seat 1: Hueychief ($109.80)
Seat 2: jwpoker4 ($1,526.90)
Seat 3: 1timedealer ($462.30)
Seat 4: Freudian Bet ($568)
Seat 5: thelilbearbeeny ($406)
Seat 6: EyePwnU ($400), is sitting out
thelilbearbeeny posts the small blind of $2
Hueychief posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 1timedealer [Ts Ks]
jwpoker4 has 15 seconds left to act
jwpoker4 folds
1timedealer raises to $14
Freudian Bet calls $14
thelilbearbeeny folds
Hueychief folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 3h 9d]
1timedealer bets $24
Freudian Bet calls $24
*** TURN *** [5c 3h 9d] [Js]
1timedealer has 15 seconds left to act
1timedealer bets $60
Freudian Bet calls $60
*** RIVER *** [5c 3h 9d Js] [2d]
1timedealer has 15 seconds left to act
1timedealer bets $160
Freudian Bet calls $160
*** SHOW DOWN ***
1timedealer shows [Ts Ks] King Jack high
Freudian Bet shows [7h 7c] a pair of Sevens
Freudian Bet wins the pot ($519) with a pair of Sevens
1timedealer adds $195.70
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $522 | Rake $3
Board: [5c 3h 9d Js 2d]
Seat 1: Hueychief (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: jwpoker4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: 1timedealer showed [Ts Ks] and lost with King Jack high
Seat 4: Freudian Bet (button) showed [7h 7c] and won ($519) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: thelilbearbeeny (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: EyePwnU is sitting out
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

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Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:24 pm

Pwnd.
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby shamdonk » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:48 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:12 am

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at

Stacks:
BTN ($400.00)
Hero ($400.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is BB [7c][Ks]
BTN calls $2, Hero checks

Flop: [5d][Jc][As] ($8, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $8, Hero raises to $22, BTN raises to $73, Hero raises to $124, BTN folds

Final Pot: $205

Hero wins $204 ( won +$76 )
BTN lost -$77.00
Poker is silly.

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Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:13 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:23 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Twelver » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:27 am

This shit is getting so old:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($312.15)
MP ($394)
CO ($236.60)
Hero ($973.10)
SB ($116.50)
BB ($475.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with [Ac], [As].
3 folds, Hero raises to $14, SB calls $12, BB raises to $60, Hero raises to $139, SB folds, BB raises to $535.8 (All-In), Hero calls $350.80.

Flop: ($993.60) [6s], [Kc], [3h] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($993.60) [Js] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($993.60) [6h] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $993.61

Results in white below:
BB has Jh Jc (full house, jacks full of sixes).
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: BB wins $993.60.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:38 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:06 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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