Okay, here it is:

(1) goto medical supply store, and get some empty capsules. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DELAYED RELEASE, AT LEAST 4 HRS.

(2) Goto store and buy large collander, with small holes. Smaller the better. Make sure its plastic so you can take it on plane.

(3) When you get home open all capsules and take weed, and fill capsules with them. Swallow capsules right before you goto airport.


(3) When in airport goto store and buy at least 3 bottles of the strongest laxative you can find. Buy a bottle of epikak also. Get on plane, and take all 3 bottles of laxative. make sure collander is carried on!

(4) When nature calls, get collander and epikak and goto bathroom. Put collander in toilet bowl and crap like youve never crapped before! Scream and yell and bellow while doing so if u feel like it. Have fun with this! Capsules shouild be crapped out and get caught in collander. Gettem all together and rinse off in sink and put in pocket or in backpack or smoething. Walk outta bathroom on plane laffin at everyone knowing you totally pulled on over on the white mans security systems!****

**** If capsules dont come out in crap, then dpown the epikak. The damn things gotta come out SOMEWHERE, amirite?

HTH.

MK. you are mistaking weed with meth. It happens. Dont worry.

I wouldnt use PB...its works amazingly well, but every cop in the fuckin world knows about it. I strongly suggest buying it at the destination and if you do try to take it w/ you take one bad and less than 1/2 ounce (I might even go less than 1/4 ounce) and never on international trips. A good way to go would be to take a mostly empty toothpaste tube and cut up the middle (longwise) and stick it in there...keeping it w/ your real toiletries (prolly best to carry on as well).

also I'd like to hear iceman's advice on this one...

For the sake of a little bit of weed, I think it's really dumb trying to take some on a plane. Most countries you'll get in pretty deep shit if it gets found, so even if there's only a couple of % chance that'll happen I really don't think it's worth the risk. Most places you're going you can buy some pretty easily anyway, so why take the risk?

And don't try it in Dubai....

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