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We've already established I'm FUGLY. Unless they come up with an ugly chicks with Dwarfism edition of Playboy, you will never see me.

Now something hilarious that happened at The Bike on Sunday. On the board, they have PLO $500+ at Table 19 in the Royal Section. I go over and see a couple of empty seats. I've never seen any of the guys before, but the chip colors look right so I ask if I can watch. Then I change my mind and ask if I can sit down. Then a beat later I buy in for $600 and ask if I have to post.

I decide to take a hand, look down and see KK after the dealer gives me two cards. I'm waiting for the other two cards and get totally confused when the other players look at me expectantly. "Where are my other two cards?" The dealer explains that it's a N/L HOLD 'EM game. "But the board says PLO" Someone says "well, it's a hold 'em game".

"Oh so I raise to um $70". I take down the pot. I take down another pot in my BB and someone mentions that they think that they're being taken. "Oh no, I've never played this game before; I think I'm outclassed" and I leave.

I think I get the airhead of the week award for that little dorky event.

Ummmmmmmmmm. Ohhhhhhhkay.

I believe I've seen MekosKing at the Commerce. $1-2 N/L Mexican poker, right? Not exactly Brad Pitt but I wouldn't mind seeing him naked beating the crap out of a pinata with a wiffle bat and then sending the video to YouTube.