WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS TL;DRish AND CONTAINS BAD BEAT STORIES.
Live poker day today. So I was and still am, hungover. I barely scraped myself off the sofa to go play but I did.
I went to a card club first, as the casino is quiet until like, 9pm. I play $2/4 PLHE. Uncapped. I get fuck all in the way of hands for 3 days, and finally get AQo OTB. There's a $10 straddle and it's called twice and I bump it up pot (like $30) and it's called four times. Four fucking times. Flop is TT8r and it's checked to me, there is no way I'm betting this. I check behind. Turn is a J. Checked through to me, I check again. This is insane I'm thinking, wtf do they all have? River is an Ace and it checked twice, MP bets $120 into like, $122 and I can't find a fold anywhere, hem and haw and call, mr straddle calls. Straddle shows AKo, and MP shows JJ ftw. Lovely, wp sir, nh etc.
We get down to 4 handed and I open
UTG. SB (JJ guy who is tilting after just being 3 outered) calls, HU. Flop is
he checks I bet he calls. Turn is
I double barrel and he calls. River bricks and he checks to me. I really, really wanna bomb the river as I know he has fuck all but as I ask the dealer what's in the pot I see him counting chips. Now I don't know for sure what he has. I think he has a missed draw. I don't know for sure. I check behind. He shows
ftw I wanna puke at this point. KING FUCKING HIGH SCOOPS A $200 POT.
I leave the card club and go to the casino. Wait for 30 mins and get a seat at a "$200" NL game that has $2/$6 blinds and is apparently uncapped. Or something equally as retarded. I notice everyone is at least 200bbs' deep, so I sit down with 200bb's. I flop a flush draw, turn a gutshot to go with it and miss the river. Check/fold. I squeeze a turbo aggro dude's open and a loose callers call with 24 sooted, UTG folds, MP min 4 bets me. FFS. I fold.
I get AA in the C/0 and raise up two limpers, one calls. He donks the queen high flop, I repop, he folds. I make about 30 cents.
Two orbits later, C/O again, I raise up 2 limpers with KJo, Mr min 4 bet calls me. Flop is K25r. The driest flop evah. He bets 2/3rd into me, I decide I'll be getting all his monies and smooth call, I'm crushing the deck pretty much so I call. Turn is a 5, he bets 2/3rds, m'allin, he calls, river bricks, I show, he mucks. Ok, so now I'm back to 200bb deep.
Half hour later, I 3 bet QQ from the SB to an UTG raise. He thinks for a bit and calls. Flop is
and I check raise all in, he calls, I know I'm dead, he tables KK, I don't suck out.
OBV I'm tilting at this point. I limp
UTG (I did say tilting) and MP makes it $30, 3 callers, I call. Flop
It's checked around. Turn is the
so I now have a gutshot and FD. I bet $50, two folds, BTN pops to $120. Alarm bells ring but I can't fold for the money. I call. Turn is the oh so ugly
giving me my flush and pairing the board. I bet $150 into $240 and he calls. And tables 66. DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF. I ask him if he thought about raising the river, he says he did. Obv must of had me of quads, the fking tard. So I decide right there and then I'm going home.
House over flush, QQ into KK, missed draws, fucking MEH.
All in all, -$760.
Sucks to be me.