by MecosKing » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:13 pm
Yo piers!
Howre you doing ya old souse, you? Glad to hear your havin a relaxing time- nothin quite like drinkin some good bourbon and eatin some good food, eh? Beats the hell out of the bar exam, eh? But you just wait, in about a week im going to vegas, and i plan to either die there or come back rich. Its gonna be sweet.
Anyways, have to agree with rdale about woodford reserve. It is at the absolute top of my bourbon list, but there are a couple of other ones that I have to recommend to you, since it absolutely KILLS ME (ya hear that piers? KILLS ME I TELL YOU!) to hear of a man of culture, taste and discrimination drinking Makers, which is pretty much bottom shelf bourbon in my opinion (at least its the lowest ill drink)-- (Okay, lemme qualify that. Its the lowest ill BUY and start drinking. However, if i am already drunk and my buzz iis wearing off, and theres nothing around but a bottle of draino, then--well, lets just say ill be the drunkest guy in the emergency room...muhahah!
Uhm..ya, so anyways what the fuck was i saying? Draino...culture...anal penetration...BOURBON, Right! So in addition to woodford, which is very good stuff, there are:
Basil Hayden- a very smooth bourbon that is only 80 proof, but very tasty also. Im not as articulate as rdale about the intricacies of flavor, but suffice to say it fuckin rules.
Old whiskey River. Another smooth sweet bourbon, i think its over 90 proof though--doesnt taste like it. This ones so great tasting your wife could probly drink it.
And my personal favorite, KNOB CREEK.
Now before you go shlobbing the knob (AAAAAHAHAHA! SHLOBBING THE KNOB!! GET IT????) you should know that knob isnt exactly for the faint of heart, like the first two. Its 101 proof, and its definitely not what id call smooth. Its very strong, but really flavorful, dark, and has alot of character. You can almost taste the sweat of the guys who distilled it in the mountains of ole kentucky. Its a true souses bourbon, and its my personal fave.
Also, a small mention goes to JEFFERSONS reserve, which is possibly the all time best bourbon ive had, but the problem is its so impossible to get that its kindof pointless even to bother.
One last honorable mention, goes to Evan Williams single barrell, because its a good, solid bourbon, and its actually about the same price as makers/jack, yet its much better. (all those other ones are significantly more)
Us big professional gamblers gotta drink the best to maintain our pimpin lifestyle, right? Right!
Tally ho!
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