Glad your back... I hope all is well.
And don't worry, there will be new boy bands to satisfy your twisted fantasies.
Also, you might want to PM escapeplan9. He played some drunk microlimits hold 'em in which he played a really high vpip. He liked it, so I suggested he take the TW challenge. He was unfamiliar with it so I pointed him here, but I hope he comes around soon.