One thing about me is that sometimes I need to hear how much I suck, so I'm here to have a little confessional.
I have A-Ko in the CO and most of the table limps in front of me I really don't feel like making a huge raise to try and knock them all off their hands and I figure that since I'm in late position I should be able to have a good amount of control of the way the things go postflop so I limp. Everyone limpes behind me and the flop comes A[h]K[h]9[c]. Wow. An EP guy bets the pot and gets called in 2 spots before it gets to me. I know that I have the EP guy in deep trouble because he can't get away from top pair, and I make it $35 to go (there was about a $7 pot and 3 $7 bets in front of me). Gets back to EP guy and he shoves in. Sweet. Gets to the guy before me and he thinks and thinks and thinks before going all in. He has me covered and I was just about at a full stack when the hand started. HMM. That bothers me a lot. I don't think 1 pair does that, 2 pair? With that board it is possible but this guy seems to be pretty solid. Set seems possible? I just can't fold so I call it off. EP has A-5, the guy in front of me had 9-9. Turn is an offsuit K and I scoop a $250 pot. I almost never feel bad at the poker table and hate it when people apologize after putting a beat on someone but I really felt bad for 9-9. He had his dream flop and got crushed because I couldn't make a laydown that I should have been able to.
So there you have it, my horrendous play in all its glory. I guess at least it has a happy ending for me