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Postby briachek » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:38 am

I like how people decide to just insult you after you win a pot for no reason.

I had KQT8 with KT spades on a As Jx 9s flop. So i have a large wrap and the nut flush draw. I bet it the whole way and he is the only caller with QQ86 (Q8 spades) I hit my T on river for the nuts and he goes on like this.

taj_03: your lucky a spade didnt come homo
briachek1: Why?
briachek1: i had the k-hi flush draw too
taj_03: cuz you wouldve lost all your chips
taj_03: i had the ace
briachek1: yeah, look at the hand again moron
taj_03: haha maybe you should genius
briachek1: we all did idiot, A was on the board
taj_03: no it wasnt i had the ace of spades in my hand
briachek1: you had the Q high
briachek1: you would have lost everything
briachek1: check the hand history idiot
briachek1: you had QQ86 idiot
briachek1: nice try to lie
briachek1: first learn that the hand history is availabel
briachek1: and next. learn to read the board
taj_03: and then what should i learn
briachek1: finally, learn how to keep your mouth shut because it just makes you look stupid
taj_03: ok what about after that
briachek1: too many to list
briachek1: come back in 5 years when you learn those 3 things
taj_03: oh ok thanks mr. poker
taj_03: im glad you took the time to help me out today
briachek1: glad you took the time to sit down and give me money
briachek1: any last insults for me before i leave? i'm dying to hear your next gem
taj_03: nah ill wait
taj_03: come back tomorrow though
taj_03: i have more money for you
briachek1: nah, you might be broke by then
briachek1: i hope you have a good job
taj_03: i do
taj_03: im your wifes pimp
briachek1: good, otherwise i would send you a cardboard box to live in
briachek1: uh huh, she needed a better pimp than what she had before
taj_03: yeah cuz you just sucked at it
briachek1: yeah, i didn't have enough time while i was doing your wife and sister
briachek1: ok, i have to leave, i feel dumber just talking to you

I'm not as good as TW, Monk or Mecos but this was real fun. Just hope you have some fun reading it.
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Postby Raisor » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:31 am

nice hand
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:43 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby euri10 » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:37 am

funny
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I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair>>>MVSPORTS
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Postby briachek » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:18 pm

thank you for the compliments. I feel I am progressing nicely with my trash talking. One day i will be an expert like monk, tw and mecos.

the hand history if anyone cares to see. seems my original post was a little off and i had a J instead of an 8.

***** Hand History for Game 2586319143 *****
0/0 Omaha Game Table (PL) - Tue Aug 23 21:20:48 EDT 2005
Table Table 36677 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 2: FireFox_ ( $25.85)
Seat 3: JKRJKR ( $21.25)
Seat 4: taj_03 ( $52.35)
Seat 5: copperkey ( $20.40)
Seat 6: rade7 ( $11.20)
Seat 7: pumpkin41 ( $87.85)
Seat 9: Pityu73 ( $5.45)
Seat 10: briachek1 ( $25)
copperkey is sitting out.
rade7 posts small blind (0.10)
pumpkin41 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to briachek1 [ Qc, Jd, Ks, Ts ]
Pityu73 calls (0.25)
briachek1 calls (0.25)
JKRJKR calls (0.25)
taj_03 calls (0.25)
rade7 calls (0.15)
pumpkin41 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9s, Jh, As ]
rade7 checks.
pumpkin41 checks.
Pityu73 checks.
briachek1 bets (1.50)
JKRJKR folds.
taj_03 calls (1.50)
rade7 folds.
pumpkin41 folds.
Pityu73 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 3h ]
briachek1 bets (4.30)
taj_03 calls (4.30)
** Dealing River ** : [ Tc ]
briachek1 bets (7)
taj_03 calls (7)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $25.75 | Rake: $1.35
Board: [ 9s Jh As 3h Tc ]
taj_03 balance $39.30, lost $13.05 [ 6c 8s Qh Qs ] [ a straight, eight to queen -- Qh,Jh,Tc,9s,8s ]
briachek1 balance $37.70, bet $13.05, collected $25.75, net +$12.70 [ Qc Jd Ks Ts ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- As,Ks,Qc,Jh,Tc ]

seems to me that the As was on the board and my KTs was better than his Q8s.
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