Kenny: ... So I said to poker ...
Psychologist: ... Does Poker OFTEN talk back...?
Kenny: Yeah, not only does it talk back, it feels the pressing need to kick me square in my humungous "best 1/2 NL player in the world" genitalia several times a day...
Psychologist: ... I'd like you to take 2 of these little blue pills twice a day, and we need to schedule a regular appointment...
Sucks to see ya struggling, although I know you'll be back on top form and kickin ass soon enough...
Although it IS selfish of me... It kind of makes me feel good to know that even the "great ones" can have struggling sessions, where whatever we do, we get a nice boot to the nads... Lets me know that, while obviously my skill pales in comparison to yours, I'm not quite as bad as everyone keeps tellin me...
BTW... I whole heartedly agree w/ Poker that you probably should've spent all that money on hookers... As much as strippers are -EV, Hookers are about as +EV as ya get...