Here's how to get respect. Only peddle the nuts for about 6 months and then have a couple buddies sit down and run away like girls when they raise and reraise and then you max reraise them.

***** Hand History for Game 2758730644 *****
0/0 Omaha Game Table (PL) - Thu Sep 22 22:55:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 37205 (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: briachek ( $61.15)
Seat 2: mpozar ( $34.17)
Seat 3: sunybing05 ( $13.30)
Seat 4: PtonAtin ( $23.95)
Seat 5: TangRocks ( $23.55)
Seat 7: paddy4023 ( $24.75)
Seat 8: MVPSPORTS1 ( $22.80)
mpozar posts small blind (0.10)
sunybing05 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to briachek [ Qc, As, Ac, 3s ]
TangRocks: i think "total ass" was a richard simmons tape
PtonAtin calls (0.25)
MVPSPORTS1: or whichever one of those guys was supposed to be smart
TangRocks raises (1.10) to 1.10
paddy4023 folds.
MVPSPORTS1 raises (3) to 3
briachek raises (10.70) to 10.70
MVPSPORTS1: muck it biatch
MVPSPORTS1: holy crap
TangRocks: hah hah
mpozar folds.
sunybing05 folds.
PtonAtin folds.
TangRocks folds.
TangRocks: that was Bri's first reraise ever i think
MVPSPORTS1: I have pocket aces
briachek: haha
TangRocks: and a RE-reraise no less!
briachek: AAKKds good?
MVPSPORTS1: should i lay em down
mpozar: no
briachek: i'll show
mpozar: go for it
MVPSPORTS1: AA24
TangRocks: lol
mpozar: go
TangRocks: this ain't fuckin hi-lo, jackass
MVPSPORTS1: i feel like a girl
MVPSPORTS1 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $15.40 | Rake: $0
briachek balance $65.85, bet $10.70, collected $15.40, net +$4.70 [ Qc As Ac 3s ] [ a pair of aces -- As,Ac ]

Here's another one. I just knew TW couldn't resist making some sort of move on the guys weak bet and knowing that I am a nutpeddler that doesn't slowplay, i guess he couldn't put me on the 2nd nuts. Don't mess with me TW.

***** Hand History for Game 2758609993 *****
0/0 Omaha Game Table (PL) - Thu Sep 22 22:38:10 EDT 2005
Table Table 37205 (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: briachek ( $57.70)
Seat 2: mpozar ( $26.52)
Seat 4: NO_ANGEL_63 ( $24.15)
Seat 5: TangRocks ( $14.75)
Seat 6: tdpalermo ( $10.30)
Seat 7: paddy4023 ( $25)
Seat 8: MVPSPORTS1 ( $23.20)
Seat 9: Z_PokerMan ( $20)
Seat 10: Timmmaay ( $5.80)
mpozar posts small blind (0.10)
NO_ANGEL_63 is sitting out.
TangRocks posts big blind (0.25)
paddy4023 posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to briachek [ Qh, 5c, Qd, 4d ]
tdpalermo calls (0.25)
paddy4023 checks.
MVPSPORTS1 folds.
Z_PokerMan calls (0.25)
Timmmaay folds.
briachek calls (0.25)
mpozar calls (0.15)
TangRocks checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kd, Th, 2d ]
mpozar checks.
TangRocks checks.
tdpalermo checks.
MVPSPORTS1: Aperfect10 must be a fuckin alien
paddy4023 checks.
MVPSPORTS1: how the balls does he 8 table $200NL
TangRocks: he's a wanker is what he is
TangRocks: wan.ker
briachek: for 8 hours in a row
MVPSPORTS1: well I KNOW that
TangRocks: I CAN'T SAY FUCKING WAN.KER!?
Z_PokerMan checks.
briachek checks.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Jd ]
mpozar checks.
TangRocks checks.
tdpalermo bets (0.40)
paddy4023 folds.
Z_PokerMan folds.
briachek calls (0.40)
MVPSPORTS1: GODDAMN PARTY POKER
mpozar folds.
TangRocks raises (3.05) to 3.05
MVPSPORTS1: you can say GODDAMN but not WANKER
tdpalermo folds.
MVPSPORTS1: funny
briachek raises (10.60) to 11
TangRocks folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $15.55 | Rake: $0.40
Board: [ Kd Th 2d Jd ]
briachek balance $62, bet $11.25, collected $15.55, net +$4.30

Lol.... The first hand I think MVP surely didn't dump aces... if it's the sort of 25PLO carve-up that i've often been involved in, any pair above 66 and it's time to shove on that hand...

Monk... you fail to realize that I don't know my ass from your elbow when it comes to PLO... I had ... Or somethin like that... It seemed like a pretty good Goddamn hand to me... But, then again, last week I played there and didn't know you could only use 2 hole cards...

BTW... thanks for throwin me under the bus there Bri...

Also, I think our sidebaring there was a HELL of a lot more interesting on that hand than the actual action that you mized out on...

hey, check out TW's journal. I threw him under the bus there. the conversations are almost always more entertaining than the hands.

All I can say is, thanks for making an appearance there, MVP. Since tightwad stopped dropping by there hasn't been nearly enough tits in the omaha section.