Okay... I have OFFICIALLY stopped posting in Kenny's journal... This deal is gettin a little too degenerate for even ME...

yeah..that was the sound of my huge limp dick dropping to the floor in utter disgust!

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Sometimes I just wonder...
Current mood: contemplative

I only have 8h36m in this week for my job. I haven't been able to play, due to helping my brother move and lack of a decent computer. Amazingly, I'm up $2139 for the week.

After I won my $1200 today for my 5 hour session, I got up and starting thinking about how much money I make. It's truly amazing to picture $2000 in 8 hours. At least it is for me. Sometimes, I feel I don't deserve the money. I mean sure I've studied very hard in preperation and I've had my big losses.... but hell that's a lot of money. People dream about hitting it big; My outlook is I'm already there.

I have some new goals for the upcoming years. I want to be rich. I want to be able to support my family and live in a nice community. After that, I want to help other people that haven't been as lucky as I have. I don't need much to be satisfied (Nice TV, nice woman.) I just want to give back this wealth to the more deserving famlies. Playing poker doesn't make me a hero, but maybe I can make it into something more special for everyone.

Barry Greenstien does this "Robin Hood of Poker" thing, but he doesn't take it far enough. He's so rich now, that million he just won in a tournament means nothing.

This all being said, I wouldn't mind being famous. I'm an arrogant, attention whore after all.

Stats for my move up to 2/4:
Time played: 36h 21m
Win Rate: $235.95/hr

I'm still waiting for the laws of probabilty and averages to catch up with me. May it be quick and merciful.

One more thing: Briachek mentioned jokingly I should write a book on poker strategy. I'm thinking about it.

Currently listening:
Losing My Religion
By R.E.M.

Surely there can only be one 'best online $200NL player '?

Molina

you forgot the "self-proclaimed" part

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Who needs an "A" game?
Current mood: amused

Put in a very quick 1hr 25m session today. After playing very badly I left up around $400. Amazing how these good streaks run sometimes. Here's an example of my craptastic poker "skill"

Kenny has 89o on the button. EP raises to $16, one caller to me, I call.

FLOP $54
678 spade flush draw

EP preflop raiser (mini station) bets $50. MP opponent (thinks he really good but sucks) calls. I raise to $227.50. Normally if I make a raise I just go 3x the bet o whatever... but the numbers wouldn't punch in right, so I used the slider to make a stupidly sized bet.

BOTH CALL. well so much for TAG imge.


TURN $alot
678T spade flush out

I do not have a spade in my hand, but I did make the straight. Checked to me, I move in. EP rasier thinks long and hard but folds (I'm thinking AA with the spade), MP says well here goes my stack and calls about $120 off with T5o. The 5 was a spade so he did have outs to win.

River bricks and I take down a little under $1000 pot.

I realize how stupid that whole hand was and that i'm losing on the other two tables. Last round baby! I'm glad I got the hell out of there when I did. This is why I can't play more then 20 hours a week. Never the less, I will try my damnest to put in 25 hour next week.

On a good note, I did fold an overpair QQ to trip 8's in that last round. Apparently even my "F" game is still a force to be reckoned with. heh...yeah right