In the last 24 hours, I've been rivered by two outers THREE times! And these aren't hands where I call a raise with the big hand. NO! I make big raises and they call me with thier crap pairs.

Two of them were at bet365 1/2 limit. Back to back hands. yes, thats right, BACK TO BACK!

I'm in the small blind with two red queens. 3 limpers in front of me, oncluding Mr Donk1. I raise, and everyone calls. Flop comes A, X, X, with the the X's being clubs. I bet, everyone calls. Turn is another club. Now I'm afraid that someone has a flush. or maybe an A. But I fire out again, just to see what happens. This time 2 callers, and 1 folder. River is the . I Bet again, Mr Donk1 Raises, and other dude folds. I figure I'm beat and wait for him to turn over a baby flush or , X for the missed flush. Nope, he turns over for the rivered set.

I then proceed to tell him how much of a donk he is, and says to me, "Man, you made a bad call. Couldn't you figure out when I raised I had a good hand?"

Very next hand, I get AKs on the button. I limper, I raise, MrDonk2 in the SB calls, as does limper. Flop comes K, J, x rainbow. Mr Donk2 bets, limper calls, I raise, all call. Turn is an A giving me top two, Checked to me, I bet, Mr Donk2 calls. River is a 9. He turns over pocket 9's for the RIVERED SET again!

I am getting so sick of limit poker, it's not even funny.

And then this dandy this morning in a $6 Turbo SNG at Stars.

2nd hand of the SNG. I limp with pocket 2's , then call a raise just to see if I can hit a set.

PokerStars Game #2953746311: Tournament #14577235, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/02 - 10:46:17 (ET)
Table '14577235 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Blinds High (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: jwcab (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: delwood (1480 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: George52 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: bosoxfan64 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: ShortStacked (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: BigDiag (1600 in chips)
Seat 8: LuparFiend (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: Druedog (1500 in chips)
delwood: posts small blind 10
George52: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LuparFiend
bosoxfan64: calls 20
ShortStacked: folds
BigDiag: folds
LuparFiend: calls 20
Druedog: calls 20
delwood has returned
Blinds High: raises 80 to 100
jwcab: folds
delwood: calls 90
George52: folds
bosoxfan64: folds
LuparFiend: calls 80
Druedog: calls 80
*** FLOP *** (pot = 420)
delwood has timed out
delwood: folds
delwood is sitting out
LuparFiend: bets 275
Druedog: calls 275
Blinds High: folds
*** TURN *** [8c 2s 4s] (pot = 970)
LuparFiend: bets 1085 and is all-in
Druedog: calls 1085
*** RIVER *** [8c 2s 4s 6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LuparFiend: shows (three of a kind, Deuces)
Druedog: shows (three of a kind, Nines)
Druedog collected 3160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3160 | Rake 0
Board [8c 2s 4s 6h 9c]

MrDonk1 and MrDonk2 - love it!

A well written bad beat moan. I was laughing my ass off.