Let's see. Today's version of "Kicks in the Teeth..."

PokerStars 15/30 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero raises, 4 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) , , (4 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, BB calls, Hero calls.

River: (14 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Qh Kd (flush, king high).
Hero has As Ac (straight, ten high).
Button has 3d 2d (flush, ten high).
Outcome: BB wins 17 BB.

At least I kicked it in here when I knew I was beat...

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , . MP2 posts a blind of $10.
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) , , (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, MP2 calls, Hero raises, BB calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

River: (12.25 BB) (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, BB raises, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 17.25 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 9s 8h (straight, ten high).
MP2 has 8c 9d (straight, ten high).
Outcome: MP2 wins 8.62 BB. BB wins 8.62 BB.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero 3-bets, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (12.33 SB) , , (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (8.16 BB) (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls.

River: (12.16 BB) (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.16 BB

Results in white below:
MP2 has Jc 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has Ah As (two pair, aces and eights).
Outcome: MP2 wins 14.16 BB.

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