Don't trash talk unless you know how to do it. My best trash talking is when people give me more to work with but he couldn't come up with a good line to save his life.
Katsumoto: nice catch fish
briachek: yup
briachek: i'm swimming in your money right now <-----(I've used this line before, but he doesn't know that
)
Jedburgh: he he
Katsumoto: you suck
rkayn: lol
Katsumoto: you're just getting lucky
Katsumoto: you'll give it back
briachek: uh huh
Katsumoto: you always do
briachek: so don't leave, you'll want some of it
briachek: i always do? have we played together much?
briachek: all i remember doing is winning
Katsumoto: lucky moron
briachek: duh
Katsumoto: wow-you catch cards
Katsumoto: you're so good
Dealer: Game #1220400713, Katsumoto wins pot ($52) with A Full House, Sevens full of Sixes
Jedburgh: no bottle
briachek: thanks for noticing
Katsumoto: fish
Katsumoto: fish
Dealer: Game #1220400723, Alis03122 wins pot ($14.75)
briachek: yes, we've established that, no need to repeat yourself
Katsumoto: you're such a fish
Katsumoto: stupid
briachek: ok, get some new material
Dealer: Game #1220400733, briachek wins pot ($2)
briachek: buy a thesaurus
Katsumoto: catch catching fish
briachek: well i may have sucked out, but now you are the one that looks like a moron in this conversation
briachek: so just shhhhhh
Katsumoto: awful at poker
Jedburgh: true
Katsumoto: you're awful at poker
Katsumoto: moron
briachek: still weak
briachek: want me to help you insult me?
Dealer: Game #1220456643, Jedburgh wins pot ($14)
briachek: because you can't seem to get it done by yourself
Katsumoto: it's the truth
Katsumoto: you're bad at poker
Katsumoto: it's just the truth
Dealer: Watch your language!
briachek: you've determine that in such a short period?
Katsumoto: you're play shows as much
Dealer: Watch your language!
Dealer: Game #1220456653, Jedburgh wins pot ($14.25) with A Pair of Aces, King high
briachek: from one hand?
briachek: you must be nostradamus
rkayn: OK so he's terrible at poker.
briachek: and Kat is terrible at trash talk
briachek: those are the facts i guess
rkayn: So who's the moron who's trying to drive him away?
briachek: lol
Dealer: Game #1220456663, mschlegel wins pot ($24.75) with A Straight, Ace high
briachek: this is keeping me here, not driving me away
rkayn: I like having bad players at my table
briachek: keep them coming, i want to hear the next gem
briachek: looks like he's given up while he's behind
briachek: ok, i guess i better get rolling with kat's money while i still have it
briachek: need to buy a new castle for my fish tank
On a side note, I hate interpoker as they filter out some questionable words like "god" and "cocksucker" so I couldn't really go full out.