Don't trash talk unless you know how to do it. My best trash talking is when people give me more to work with but he couldn't come up with a good line to save his life.

Katsumoto: nice catch fish
briachek: yup
briachek: i'm swimming in your money right now <-----(I've used this line before, but he doesn't know that )
Jedburgh: he he
Katsumoto: you suck
rkayn: lol
Katsumoto: you're just getting lucky
Katsumoto: you'll give it back
briachek: uh huh
Katsumoto: you always do
briachek: so don't leave, you'll want some of it
briachek: i always do? have we played together much?
briachek: all i remember doing is winning
Katsumoto: lucky moron
briachek: duh
Katsumoto: wow-you catch cards
Katsumoto: you're so good
Dealer: Game #1220400713, Katsumoto wins pot ($52) with A Full House, Sevens full of Sixes
Jedburgh: no bottle
briachek: thanks for noticing
Katsumoto: fish
Katsumoto: fish
Dealer: Game #1220400723, Alis03122 wins pot ($14.75)
briachek: yes, we've established that, no need to repeat yourself
Katsumoto: you're such a fish
Katsumoto: stupid
briachek: ok, get some new material
Dealer: Game #1220400733, briachek wins pot ($2)
briachek: buy a thesaurus
Katsumoto: catch catching fish
briachek: well i may have sucked out, but now you are the one that looks like a moron in this conversation
briachek: so just shhhhhh
Katsumoto: awful at poker
Jedburgh: true
Katsumoto: you're awful at poker
Katsumoto: moron
briachek: still weak
briachek: want me to help you insult me?
Dealer: Game #1220456643, Jedburgh wins pot ($14)
briachek: because you can't seem to get it done by yourself
Katsumoto: it's the truth
Katsumoto: you're bad at poker
Katsumoto: it's just the truth
Dealer: Watch your language!
briachek: you've determine that in such a short period?
Katsumoto: you're play shows as much
Dealer: Watch your language!
Dealer: Game #1220456653, Jedburgh wins pot ($14.25) with A Pair of Aces, King high
briachek: from one hand?
briachek: you must be nostradamus
rkayn: OK so he's terrible at poker.
briachek: and Kat is terrible at trash talk
briachek: those are the facts i guess
rkayn: So who's the moron who's trying to drive him away?
briachek: lol
Dealer: Game #1220456663, mschlegel wins pot ($24.75) with A Straight, Ace high
briachek: this is keeping me here, not driving me away
rkayn: I like having bad players at my table
briachek: keep them coming, i want to hear the next gem
briachek: looks like he's given up while he's behind
briachek: ok, i guess i better get rolling with kat's money while i still have it
briachek: need to buy a new castle for my fish tank

On a side note, I hate interpoker as they filter out some questionable words like "god" and "cocksucker" so I couldn't really go full out.

WEll, low content or not, its hard to resist a bit of trash talking! Interesting day today, as i have not had a table where ive got serious back and forth going on in quite some time, but today it seemed like every table had a mizor at it who was just begging for it.

VTHokie09: i am just too good for this table
VTHokie09: it seems sort of unfair
AKsoGay: what that your gay?
AKsoGay: i know, sucks to be born that way, eh?
AKsoGay: Mustve been wierd, all those urges to dress in mommies lace nighties at five years old!
geldart: there you go we have a match
VTHokie09: we established earlier that shortstacks arent allowed to speak at this table
VTHokie09: so either reload or shut up
VTHokie09: or win some pots you broke idiot
AKsoGay: haha yeah im broke
VTHokie09: learn how to play the game
AKsoGay: these are my case funds PLEEZE PLEEZE dont take em from me!
VTHokie09: all you are is a broke idiot
AKsoGay: Listen sucking good player XXXX doesnt make you a good player, you know that right?
VTHokie09: that was a terrible joke
AKsoGay: oh i wasnt joking
geldart: lol
AKsoGay: but okay
VTHokie09: well then i feel sorry for you
AKsoGay: yep ill never experience anal extasy - sad, i know, but o well.
VTHokie09: all i know is that you two are about to be some broke railbirds
i might lend you 50 bucks if you suck my XXXX
LEND me $50 if i suck it?
yes
AKsoGay: Man you drive a harder bargain than your mom does ill tellya

AKsoGay: although in your defense nickel apeice BJs are hard to beat
AKsoGay: howd you manage to lose with a powerhouse like K3s?
VTHokie09: it happens to the best of us
AKsoGay: sooted connectors eh
AKsoGay: tough beat champ
VTHokie09: you're kind of funny
VTHokie09: but kind of gay too
AKsoGay: take the bad with the good i spose right?
VTHokie09: ok shut up
VTHokie09: you're done
AKsoGay: well we can talk about something else then like current events
AKsoGay: Currently, you are a XXXXsucking faggot, same as yesterday
AKsoGay: does that count as an event?
[NOTE: This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite lines}
AKsoGay: welp im done
wow you won some big time money (I WON ABOUT $180 or so)
AKsoGay: seriously ive got your mom for seven years with this monster win

So went my little flame fest. god times.

Mecos knows he needs help, that why his going to be a lawyer so that being a devaint, demented SOB is completely acceptable.

Mecos doesn't need any help! His trash talking is golden!