I'm cryin alligator tears for your calling station, worst round of poker history +88 session... Jackass...

Wow what a hand, I'm playing $100 NL at bodog and I have no idea how to do HH so I'll write it out by hand.

Hero $ 164
Villian 1 $ 32.75
Villian 2 $ 75.25
Villian 3 $ 250

Hero limps from the CO with 7h 8h,. Villian 3 raises to $5 in the BB. He is tight and I plan to fold but villian 1, villian 2 and one more player call so I call in postion. Flop is .

Villian 1 Pushs all in for $28.75, Villian 2 calls, I raise to $80, Vilian 3 is all in for $250. Villian 2 calls. Umm well ok hope I'm not out kicked.

Villian 1 turns over , Villian 2 , Villian 3 has . I'm in really good shape here

Turn is the , ok now only 1 card to dodge.

River is the wow talk about a card for everyone.

I win a $440 pot at a $100 nl table. Talk about a dream scenario. I'm still playing so I'll report total later.

Yes yes I am a loser its Saturday night and I'm home playing online poker. I have been playing poker and studying for finals most of the day so I guess I have an excuse. I played 2 sessions but the stats are combined. The above post was quite nice but I also stacked somone with a tunred str8 to crack his KK. Flopped AA3 with AK and stacked AQ who had raised preflop. Very good day so far. I love you bodog. I have been playing 3 $100 tables so I can clear my bonus points and get some of my roll back. I guess after playing like an dumbass yesterday it was nice to play well again, I dont fell like I have been bringing my A game lately. Another bright spot is I played 700+ hands without getting frusterated, cursing, or throwing things even when I got sucked out twice. Anyways here are the numbers

Time: 3:45
Hands: 715
Win %: 10%
Flops seen: 29%
Showdowns won: 63%
Win % wsf: 31%
Win/Loss: $496.25

So after the last session I finally updated my stats, posting on BTP is the only reason I have them saved. I finally broke the 10k hands at the $100 bodog tables. 27.9 bb/100 as a wise poker player once said "I am the best $100 Nl player on the planent." Ok I'm not that cocky but $30+ per hour is nice.

LOL like a said before, poker is a fickle bitch, I played another session. really cold cards to start this session, was at a 3% win % after ther first 250 hands. Then lost a stack with KK vs flopped top 2 with Q9 written up in the Nl section. Then one weird hand, I have AJ with Ad in the BB. Gets min raised preflop, 3 or 4 callers so I call. Flop is J54 all d. I bet $5, CO pushs all in for $60. I didnt think he flopped it, probably should have folded anyways, I call and he had 109d for a flopped flush. THen finally a good hand I call a $5 raise with 66 flop is AJ6 and I stack the guy with Ak. A nice hand at the end saved a bad session to that point.
Stats for session.

Total time: 1:45
Hands: 353
Win %: 5%
Flops seen: 26%
Won $ at SD: 45%
Win % wsf: 17%
Win/ Loss: -129.50

Hey Rhound... I've been dyin for a place to play during the day, as I don't really like Paradise then, and a lot of the other sites have tightened up considerably during the day (Stars, Martins) or the full ring has just died (Prima)... How's Bodog for a little daytime savaging?

Hmmm maybe I should be playing at a higher level. The $100 Nl is pretty tight during the day, nights and weekends are when the crazyness usually occurs.

Have I mentioned lately that I fuckin hate this game, 400 hands into my session and I havent made shit. Saw AA once got no action. Havent flopped a set yet. Then these two hands pretty much simulatniously. I get QQ, I raise to $6 get 2 callers, flop is 942, I bet $15. UTg pushs all in, I call he has 33 and the river is a fukn 3. As this hand is going, I have 1010 on my other table. It gets raised to $3 preflop I call. 4 way flop. Flop is 1083 with 2 hearts. UTG checks, raiser makes it $8 to go, I raise to $20, UTG raises to $50, preflop raiser folds, I push, he calls with 88 and turns his motherfuckin one outter. These two hands were maybe 5 seconds apart on two different tables. I dont think I have ever had this happen this close together, I think a little break is in order before I play again tonight, before I throw something.

Holy crap that was a roller coaster session, after those two fun suckout. I played a round of Tiger Woods 2006 and then went back to playing. Won a nice pot with Q7d. Flop is one diamond and an A. It checks around. turn is the 5d. I bet out $3, get called 2 ways. River makes my flush. I lead $8, one fold and the 3rd player push in his last $50. I call he slowplayed AA. Then I flopped a set of 8's and stacked KK. Made a str8 with J10h, I bet the flop and get called 2 ways. Made the nut on the tunr bet and got 1 caller. River is a brick, I made a $30 value bet and get called by TPTK. I lobe betting my draws on the flop, the cost of folding them when I miss or get raised big is nothing compared to how much I get paid off when I get there and no one puts me on the hand. This has gotta be my most eventfull $8 losing session ever.

Totals
Time: 2:15
Hands: 616
Win %: 5%
Flops seen: 25%
Win % at sd: 48%
Win % wsf: 21%
Win/Loss: -8.11