JESUS.... He hangs out with me for 4 days and EVERYTHING starts pickin up for little ole Bri... First the girls, then the poker, now this friggin crappy boring 4 card journal has started pickin up!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!
BTW... that girl you're hookin up with Fri. night better be worth every bit of money I paid after finding her in that transvestite dominatrix magazine... Just a hint... If she asks you to help her "Find Nemo", just run screamin outta the room
And Kuso, my Mick-Kraut friend, I had actually asked for a Bushmill's shot, but the friggin waiter, who spoke about as many words of English as Bri has had sex with women, thought it would be funny to bring Goddamn Jamesons... So, don't go blamin ME for that abomination of mixed drinks...