There's a guy at the local casino here who does it too. He's from the Phillipines I think. His brother is a doctor and he's always wearing shirts with Viagra or Cialis logos on them and shit One of my most profitable hands came against him one time. It was LHE and I raised in EP with QJs. He reraised, I call. Flop is JQ8. I bet, he raises, I call. Turn is Q. I bet, he raises, I reraise, he caps. River is 4. It's heads up now, so no cap and we both put in 5xBB. He turns over pocket 4's. WTF was he doing? A nice pot for me.

Learn Tagalog.

Try this - Isang bala kalang.

If that doesn't work, try - Putang ena mo bakla

Then get ready for a fistfight.

many poker rooms have a english-only policy at the table. insist on it.