This guy ... wow. I knew EXACTLY what he had and that I had him beat. He probably thought he was fooling me or something, in any case he played it like a total moron. And then the cards gave him the win.
$50 NL full ring at Empire.
Dealt to Hero: [Js]
Villain limps UTG, Hero raises to $2, Villain minimum limp raises to $3.50, Hero calls $1.50.
Pot, $8.00 or so. Flop: [8s][4c]
Villain bets $10, Hero raises to $20, Villain pushes, Hero calls.
Turn . Of course. Villain takes it down with [Ah].