I was always told that if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all--screw that. I let this guy KNOW he was an asshat. I'm sure he was amused while he stacked my virtual chips:
Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
9 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $132.50
UTG+1: $206.50
MP1: $69
MP2: $73.50
MP3: $76
Hero: $88.50
Button: $150.50
SB: $106
BB: $177
Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with
3 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, Hero raises, 3 folds, MP2 calls.
Flop: (5.5SB, 2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls.
Turn: (3.75BB, 2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls.
River: (5.75BB, 2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP2 raises, Hero calls.
Results:
Final pot: 9.75BB
MP2 showed 7d Td
Hero mucks Ad As
This guy is the MOTHER of all asshats. He calls two cold with T7s. Fine. Then, Mr. Asshat calls a flop bet with top pair, no kicker. Fine. Then, the asshat calls a BB with top pair no kicker and a flush draw to the 5th nut flush. Then, this dickhead hits his flush and wakes up on the river.
What a moron.
In case you didn't notice, "asshat" is my new favorite word.