I am The HitmanXL (XL because I've got a big gun...er, I mean, poker
). I made my first two BTP appearances recently on none other than KennyG's journal, and the man, himself, responded to me. I was honored...Truthfully. More on KennyG later.
I'm excited to be here. I'm going to start a journal, and I'm looking for some tough love from some of you BTP sages (KennyG...Excession...Iceman5, etc....please come to a white courtesy phone). Watch, and please participate in, my evolution from Chimp to Chump to Champ.
So what's the obsession with KennyG? I guess it's just that: an obsession. As in Single White Female, I just want to be like KennyG. I mean, have you guys read about his poker exploits? He is KGCrazy! I've read his journal and numerous posts; I've watched him wipe the floor with Bodog regulars; and I even asked him to personally coach me (alas, KennyG rejected me
). But, not to worry, I've taped his picture next to my mirror like Rocky did with Clubber Lang's picture ("I pity the fool that tries to be like KennyG!"), and I'm even supplementing my poker workouts with raw eggs in the middle of the night. Next week, I'm going to begin chasing chickens around in the yard. I think I'm in there.
All joking aside, I just wanted to introduce myself to the BTP community, point you to my soon-to-come journal, and invite y'all over to give me some hard knocks in the poker ring.
HitmanXL
mvp