I think the chat is the pretty funny too...
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PokerStars Game #1299365548: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:35:48 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Player2 (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Player3 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1500 in chips)
Player2: posts small blind 10
Player3: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Villian: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player7: folds
Player1: folds
Player2: folds
Player3: calls 1480 and is all-in
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
Player4 said, "uh oh"
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player3: shows (high card Ace)
Villian: shows (a pair of Kings)
Villian collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Player1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Player2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Player3 (big blind) showed [5c Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Villian showed [Kh Tc] and won (3010) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: Hero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Player7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #1299370348: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:36:43 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (3010 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1500 in chips)
Villian: posts small blind 10
Hero: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player4 said, "nh"
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Villian said, "ty"
Player6: calls 20
Player7: calls 20
Player1: calls 20
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 2990 to 3010 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player6: folds
Player7: folds
Player1: folds
Villian collected 100 from pot
Villian: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Player1 folded before Flop
Seat 2: Player2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian (small blind) collected (100)
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Player4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop
Seat 9: Player7 folded before Flop
*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #1299372720: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:37:10 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (3090 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1480 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind 10
Player4: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player7 said, "new strategy"
Player5: folds
Player6: calls 20
Player7: folds
Player1: folds
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 3070 to 3090 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player6: folds
Villian collected 70 from pot
Villian: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 70 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Player1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian (button) collected (70)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Player4 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop
Seat 9: Player7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #1299374842: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:37:35 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (3140 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1480 in chips)
Player4: posts small blind 10
Player5: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player6: folds
Player7: calls 20
Player1: folds
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 3120 to 3140 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Player7: calls 1460 and is all-in
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player7: shows (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Villian: shows (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Villian said, "damn"
Player7 collected 1495 from pot
Villian collected 1495 from pot
Villian said, "i shoulda won"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Player1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian showed and won (1495) with two pair, Kings and
Sixes
Seat 5: Hero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Player5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Player7 showed and won (1495) with two pair, Kings and
Sixes
*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #1299378125: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:38:12 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (3155 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1495 in chips)
Player5: posts small blind 10
Player6: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player7 said, "??"
Player7: calls 20
Player1: calls 20
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 3135 to 3155 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player7: folds
Player1: calls 1460 and is all-in
Player4 said, "sure"
*** FLOP ***
Player7 said, "unreal"
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER *** [9s
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player1: shows (two pair, Nines and Fives)
Villian: shows (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
Villian collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Player1 showed and lost with two pair, Nines and
Fives
Seat 2: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian showed and won (3010) with a full house, Nines
full of Fives
Seat 5: Hero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Player5 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Player6 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Player7 folded before Flop
*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #1299381577: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:38:52 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (4685 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1440 in chips)
Seat 9: Player7 (1475 in chips)
Player6: posts small blind 10
Player7: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 4665 to 4685 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player7: calls 1455 and is all-in
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
Player4 said, "lucky for me, I'm after him"
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player7: shows (a pair of Sixes)
Villian: shows (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
Villian collected 2960 from pot
Villian said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian showed [3s 4c] and won (2960) with two pair, Sixes and
Threes
Seat 5: Hero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Player5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Player7 (big blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with a pair of
Sixes
*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #1299384601: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:39:27 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (6170 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1430 in chips)
Player2: posts small blind 10
Villian: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Villian said, "you played well"
Hero: folds
Player4: calls 20
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 6150 to 6170 and is all-in
Player4: folds
Villian collected 50 from pot
Villian: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 2: Player2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Villian (big blind) collected (50)
Seat 5: Hero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 folded before Flop
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #1299386267: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:39:45 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (6200 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1450 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1430 in chips)
Villian: posts small blind 10
Hero: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player4: folds
Player5: folds
Player6: folds
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 6180 to 6200 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Villian collected 40 from pot
Villian: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Seat 2: Player2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian (small blind) collected (40)
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Player4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Player5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Player6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #1299387553: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:40:00 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (6220 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1450 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1450 in chips)
Seat 7: Player5 (1470 in chips)
Seat 8: Player6 (1430 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind 10
Player4: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player5: calls 20
Player6: calls 20
Player2: folds
Villian: raises 6200 to 6220 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: folds
Player5: calls 1450 and is all-in
Player6: calls 1410 and is all-in
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player5: shows (a pair of Eights)
Villian: shows (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Villian collected 80 from side pot
Player6: shows (a pair of Eights)
Player4 said, "wow"
Villian collected 4320 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4400 Main pot 4320. Side pot 80. | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: Player2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian (button) showed [9s Qs] and won (4400) with two pair,
Queens and Eights
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Player4 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Player5 showed [Jc Kc] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: Player6 showed [5h Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights
*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #1299390908: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/03/03 - 18:40:39 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (9150 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: Player4 (1430 in chips)
Player4: posts small blind 10
Player2: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Villian: raises 9130 to 9150 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player4: calls 1420 and is all-in
Player2: folds
*** FLOP ***
Villian said, "5 is coming"
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player4: shows (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Villian: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
Villian collected 2880 from pot
Hero said, "wow"
Player6 [observer] said, "this is unreal"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2880 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: Player2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Villian showed [3d 4s] and won (2880) with a straight, Ace to
Five
Seat 5: Hero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Player4 (small blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with two
pair, Aces and Deuces
*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #1299393796: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:11 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (10600 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1440 in chips)
Villian: posts small blind 15
Hero: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Player2: folds
Villian said, "im testing my new device"
Villian: raises 10570 to 10600 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Villian collected 60 from pot
Villian said, "my rigging device"
Villian: doesn't show hand
Player4 [observer] said, "he blew the dealer"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 2: Player2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian (small blind) collected (60)
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #1299395306: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:29 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1460 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (10630 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1410 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind 15
Player2: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Villian: raises 10600 to 10630 and is all-in
Hero: folds
Player2: folds
Villian collected 75 from pot
Villian: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: Player2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Villian (button) collected (75)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #1299396534: Tournament #5788948, Hold'em No Limit -
Level II (15/30) - 2005/03/03 - 18:41:43 (ET)
Table '5788948 1' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: Player2 (1430 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian (10675 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (1395 in chips)
Player2: posts small blind 15
Villian: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero
Hero: calls 30
Player2: calls 15
Villian: raises 10645 to 10675 and is all-in
Hero: calls 1365 and is all-in
Player2: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** FLOP ***
Villian said, "good luck"
Villian said, "8"
Villian said, "is coming"
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Player2: shows (two pair, Tens and Threes)
Villian: shows (two pair, Tens and Eights)
Villian collected 70 from side pot
Hero: shows (a pair of Tens)
Villian collected 4185 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4255 Main pot 4185. Side pot 70. | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: Player2 (small blind) showed and lost with two pair,
Tens and Threes
Seat 4: Villian (big blind) showed and won (4255) with two
pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 5: Hero (button) showed and lost with a pair of Tens
I posted this on UPF a few months ago, but thought you guys might appreciate it as well. I was hoping to see this guy play some more but I think he blocks himself from the player finder because I check all the time but never see him, a friend of mine said he saw him playing last week (which made me think to post this) and he was still using the same strategy, but it didn't work as well that time. Anyways, don't try this at home...unless your bored....or rich.