I have been experimenting with a "Tony G" trash talk in online poker HU. It lets me get out my frustration and I find it hysterical at what people will do.

I mix it up, but mostly it is tony g's "You think I am here to give my chips away" speech in a youtube video I will link to below. It is definitely something an AHOLE does, but I am just joking around, tony G means it LOL

I got aces this time, and what a perfect way to start. But usually this strategy gets them angry to call when you lay off for a round then start again, so they dont know when your trying to goad them.

Here is the hand, and then the link. This is the second hand of the HU tourney.

PokerStars Game #7293445452: Tournament #37297842, $11.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/12/04 - 01:59:29 (ET)
Table '37297842 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JADAK (1520 in chips)
Seat 2: Jameson JC (1480 in chips)
Jameson JC: posts small blind 10
JADAK: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jameson JC [Ad As]
Jameson JC said, "do you thikn I am here to give my chips away"
Jameson JC said, "lets get this out of the way before we start"
Jameson JC said, "HEY"
Jameson JC said, "you sriously thought that"
Jameson JC said, "that I signed up to how chips at you"
Jameson JC said, "really"
JADAK said, "wat"
Jameson JC said, "you think I am here to gie my chips away"
Jameson JC said, "b i t c h"
Jameson JC said, "your seriously thinking that"
Jameson JC: raises 1460 to 1480 and is all-in
JADAK said, "blow me ***"
Jameson JC said, "* *"
Jameson JC said, "f uc k"
Jameson JC said, "you"
JADAK: calls 1460
*** FLOP *** [3d 7c 6c]
Jameson JC said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [3d 7c 6c]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7c 6c 4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JADAK: shows [Js Ks] (a pair of Fours)
Jameson JC: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Jameson JC collected 2960 from pot
JADAK is sitting out
Jameson JC said, "gg man"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2960 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7c 6c 4h 4d]
Seat 1: JADAK (big blind) showed [Js Ks] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: Jameson JC (button) (small blind) showed [Ad As] and won (2960) with two pair, Aces and Fours

That is just brutal I know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvCn_KbLpLY