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[Tiburon]

95s UTG? What a friggin' idiot!

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , .
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (12 SB) , , (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, UTG calls.

River: (11.50 BB) (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, CO folds, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has 9s 5s (straight, five high).
Hero has Ad Kd (two pair, aces and threes).
Outcome: UTG wins 13.50 BB.

Try this one: What do I have to do to get this asshole to realize he's beat? Woops. He has to catch his two outer.

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $100
UTG+1: $61.50
MP1: $82.50
MP2: $263
MP3: $825
Hero: $187.50
Button: $149
SB: $159
BB: $295

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (6.5SB, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (7.25BB, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls.

River: (11.25BB, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls all-in $1.5.
Uncalled bets: 0.85BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 13.55BB
UTG+1 showed 9h 9c
Hero showed Qd Qs

[MTPaid]

[stickdude]

[Tiburon]

[Xaston]

[Danhdan]

[Tiburon]

Oh, I know it's not a bad day in the grand scheme of things. Just like I know that I made profitable decisions, but it's just frustrating....

While I was enduring this stupidity, I won $216 on a 3/6 table...watch this gem:

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Hero raises, 4 folds, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls.

Flop: (17 SB) , , (4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 caps, Hero calls, SB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (15.50 BB) (4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets, Hero raises, SB folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (27.50 BB) (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 30.50 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qh Kc (two pair, kings and queens).
UTG+2 has Ts 9d (two pair, tens and nines).
Hero has Kd Ks (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 30.50 BB.

That's a perfect example of how that works. Just imagine if somebody chased with their J and hit with that river....

[black_knight6]