jeeeesus....

[Felonius_Monk]

Less than one week back and I manage to find another of the ludicrous hands that punctuate my poker career (!)

------HAND 5------
Game #2176312514: Omaha PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/04/27 - 16:31:21 (ET)
Table "Bindweed" Seat 8 is the button.
Seat 1: NikiLauda ($114.74 in chips)
Seat 2: axemaztah ($116 in chips)
Seat 3: MADYANK ($129.93 in chips)
Seat 4: Brummieg ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Marie87 ($204.71 in chips)
Seat 7: FuLing ($130.25 in chips)
Seat 8: Yoroli sits out
Seat 9: monk1234 ($99 in chips)
Seat 10: Nosib ($79.25 in chips)
monk1234: posts small blind $0.50
Nosib: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to monk1234 [Ad Ah 9c Th]
NikiLauda: folds
axemaztah: calls $1
MADYANK: folds
Brummieg: folds
Marie87: calls $1
FuLing: folds
ruffo joins the table at seat #8
monk1234: calls $0.50
Nosib: checks
----- FLOP ----- [8h 9h 2d]
monk1234: bets $4
Nosib: calls $4
axemaztah: calls $4
Marie87: folds
----- TURN ----- [8h 9h 2d][Qh]
monk1234: checks
Nosib: checks
axemaztah: checks
----- RIVER ----- [8h 9h 2d Qh][6h]
monk1234: bets $9
Nosib: folds
axemaztah: raises to $43
Nosib leaves the table
monk1234: raises to $77
axemaztah: raises to $111 and is all-in
monk1234: is all-in $17
Returned uncalled bets $17 to axemaztah
----- SHOW DOWN -----
axemaztah: shows [6c Ac 5h 7h] (Straight Flush, Nine high)
monk1234: shows [Ad Ah 9c Th] (A Flush, Ace high)
axemaztah collects $201 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $204 Main pot $201 Rake $3
Board [8h 9h 2d Qh 6h]
Seat 1: NikiLauda folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: axemaztah showed [6c Ac 5h 7h] and won ($201) with Straight Flush, Nine high
Seat 3: MADYANK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Brummieg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Marie87 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: FuLing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: monk1234 (small blind) showed [Ad Ah 9c Th] and lost


At least there's still some idiots to give it back, eh....

------HAND 5------
Game #2176593524: Omaha PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/04/27 - 16:37:44 (ET)
Table "Bramble" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: axemaztah ($101 in chips)
Seat 3: Fruitloop ($92.87 in chips)
Seat 4: FuLing ($106.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Kimm07 ($91 in chips)
Seat 6: MyAnus ($86 in chips)
Seat 7: Harrier2 ($96.63 in chips)
Seat 8: ME ($108.75 in chips)
Seat 10: Brummieg ($14.62 in chips)
MyAnus: posts small blind $0.50
Harrier2: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to ME [Jd 4d Ah 7h]
ME: calls $1
Brummieg: folds
axemaztah: folds
Fruitloop: folds
FuLing: raises to $3
Kimm07: folds
MyAnus: calls $2.50
Harrier2: calls $2
ME: calls $2
----- FLOP ----- [2h Ad Qh]
MyAnus: checks
Harrier2: checks
ME: bets $12
FuLing: folds
MyAnus: folds
Harrier2: calls $12
----- TURN ----- [2h Ad Qh][Th]
Harrier2: checks
ME: bets $19
Harrier2: calls $19
----- RIVER ----- [2h Ad Qh Th][8h]
Harrier2: bets $62.63 and is all-in
ME: calls $62.63
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Harrier2: shows [9h Qd Qc Kc] (Three of a kind, Queens, Ace high)
ME: shows [Jd 4d Ah 7h] (A Flush, Ace high)
ME collects $196.26 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $199.26 Main pot $196.26 Rake $3
Board [2h Ad Qh Th 8h]
Seat 1: axemaztah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Fruitloop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FuLing folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Kimm07 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: MyAnus (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Harrier2 (big blind) showed [9h Qd Qc Kc] and lost
Seat 8: ME showed [Jd 4d Ah 7h] and won ($196.26) with A Flush, Ace high
Seat 10: Brummieg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Ojingo]

[Felonius_Monk]

Yeah it was a mistake thanks to cryptoogic's stupid HH screen. I'm going to delete it all anyways.

[Kuso]

[Felonius_Monk]

[Kuso]