Now, if you've spent more than, say, an orbit playing PLO$25, you've seen plenty of bad plays. I've seen more than plenty (and made a few myself, but that's a different thread). This one, however... My jaw just dropped when I saw his cards flip over at the end...
Omaha Hi $0.25-$0.50 PL (real money), hand #458,515,397
Table Leverkusen, 8 May 2006 2:44 PM ET
Seat 1: natan106 ($44.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Welho ($33.65 in chips)
Seat 3: tempsku ($21.80 in chips)
Seat 4: wurkbytes ($103.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Patu_85 ($26.80 in chips)
Seat 6: stickperson [
,[6s],[Ah],[Jh] ] ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Veijari ($104.35 in chips)
Seat 8: wildman wsop ($47.20 in chips)
Seat 9: Tuuriperse ($32.10 in chips)
Seat 10: Snoopyli ($25.00 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Veijari posts blind ($0.25), wildman wsop posts blind ($0.25), Snoopyli posts blind ($0.25), tempsku posts blind ($0.25).
We've haven't even dealt the cards, and there's already twice as much dead money in the middle.
PRE-FLOP
Tuuriperse calls $0.25, Snoopyli checks, natan106 folds, Welho folds, tempsku bets $1.25,
Happiness is Aces on the button with a raiser in front of you.
wurkbytes folds, Patu_85 folds, stickperson bets $5.50,
My standard "re-raise pot to isolate the donk" play.
Veijari folds, wildman wsop folds, Tuuriperse folds, Snoopyli folds, tempsku bets $16,
Hmmm.... At this point, I honestly thought I'd end up seeing him with the other two Aces, as happened last night.
stickperson bets $19 and is all-in, tempsku calls $4.30 and is all-in.
Again, standard
FLOP [board cards
,[5h],[9c] ]
TURN [board cards
,[5h],[9c],[3h] ]
RIVER [board cards
,[5h],[9c],[3h],[2s] ]
SHOWDOWN
stickperson shows [
,[6s],[Ah],[Jh] ]
tempsku shows (you are NOT going to believe this...)
[
,[2c],[Ks],[4s] ]
stickperson wins $46.80.
SUMMARY
Dealer: stickperson
Pot: $47.30 | Rake: $0.50
natan106 loses $0
Welho loses $0
tempsku loses $21.80
wurkbytes loses $0
Patu_85 loses $0
stickperson bets $24.50, collects $46.80, net $22.30
Veijari loses $0.25
wildman wsop loses $0.25
Tuuriperse loses $0.25
Snoopyli loses $0.25
Strangely enough, he left before I had a chance to thank him.