please tell I'm not the 1st to do this

[SebQtaneus]

I'm pretty sure you can figure out what I "thought" I had. At least it was at micro stakes. But a 40BB pot is big no matter what stakes you're playing isn't it.

[May 19 15:19:38] : Hand Start.
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 1 : Sebola has $7.30
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 2 : tyrone06 has $2.70
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 3 : sandiego68 has $6.74
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 4 : 1234j has $5.88
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 5 : NMMs has $11.50
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 6 : pokerpaw has $9.76
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 7 : MISTER16 has $14.31
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 8 : MARYANNE has $10
[May 19 15:19:38] : Seat 9 : sinclad has $6.24

[May 19 15:19:38] : NMMs is the dealer.
[May 19 15:19:39] : pokerpaw posted small blind.
[May 19 15:19:39] : MISTER16 posted big blind.
[May 19 15:19:41] : Game [20618] started with 8 players.

[May 19 15:19:41] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[May 19 15:19:42] : Seat 1 : Sebola has Ad 9d 8d 9c
[May 19 15:19:44] : sinclad called $0.25
[May 19 15:19:49] : Sebola called $0.25
[May 19 15:19:51] : tyrone06 called $0.25
[May 19 15:19:54] : sandiego68 called $0.25
[May 19 15:19:55] : 1234j folded.
[May 19 15:19:57] : NMMs called $0.25
[May 19 15:19:59] : pokerpaw called $0.13
[May 19 15:20:00] : MISTER16 checked.

[May 19 15:20:00] : Dealing flop.
[May 19 15:20:00] : Board cards [8h 9h 5c]
[May 19 15:20:04] : pokerpaw checked.
[May 19 15:20:08] : MISTER16 checked.
[May 19 15:20:11] : sinclad checked.
[May 19 15:20:13] : Sebola bet $0.25
[May 19 15:20:15] : tyrone06 called $0.25
[May 19 15:20:17] : sandiego68 called $0.25
[May 19 15:20:20] : NMMs called $0.25
[May 19 15:20:22] : pokerpaw called $0.25
[May 19 15:20:26] : MISTER16 folded.
[May 19 15:20:27] : sinclad called $0.25

[May 19 15:20:28] : Dealing turn.
[May 19 15:20:28] : Board cards [8h 9h 5c 2s]
[May 19 15:20:31] : pokerpaw checked.
[May 19 15:20:32] : sinclad checked.
[May 19 15:20:34] : Sebola bet $0.50
[May 19 15:20:36] : tyrone06 called $0.50
[May 19 15:20:37] : sandiego68 called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:20:40] : NMMs called $1
[May 19 15:20:42] : pokerpaw called $1
[May 19 15:20:44] : sinclad called $1
[May 19 15:20:44] : Sebola called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:20:48] : tyrone06 called $1
[May 19 15:20:50] : sandiego68 called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:20:52] : NMMs called $1
[May 19 15:20:55] : pokerpaw called $1
[May 19 15:20:55] : sinclad called $1
[May 19 15:20:58] : Sebola called $0.50
[May 19 15:20:58] : tyrone06 called $0.50

[May 19 15:20:58] : Dealing river.
[May 19 15:20:58] : Board cards [8h 9h 5c 2s Qc]
[May 19 15:21:02] : pokerpaw checked.
[May 19 15:21:05] : sinclad checked.
[May 19 15:21:06] : Sebola bet $0.50
[May 19 15:21:09] : tyrone06 called $0.20 and is All-in
[May 19 15:21:12] : sandiego68 called $0.50
[May 19 15:21:14] : NMMs called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:21:16] : pokerpaw folded.
[May 19 15:21:21] : sinclad called $1
[May 19 15:21:23] : Sebola called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:21:24] : sandiego68 called $1
[May 19 15:21:26] : NMMs called $0.50 and raised $0.50
[May 19 15:21:27] : sinclad called $1
[May 19 15:21:29] : Sebola called $0.50
[May 19 15:21:32] : sandiego68 folded.

[May 19 15:21:33] : Showdown!
[May 19 15:21:33] : Seat 1 : Sebola has Ad 9d 8d 9c
[May 19 15:21:35] : Seat 5 : NMMs has 3d Qd Jd Tc
[May 19 15:21:35] : NMMs has high hand : Straight QJT98
[May 19 15:21:35] : Seat 9 : sinclad has 5h 2d 4s Ac
[May 19 15:21:35] : sinclad has low hand : 8542A
[May 19 15:21:35] : sinclad wins $3.18 with low hand : 8542A
[May 19 15:21:35] : NMMs wins $3.19 with high hand : Straight QJT98
[May 19 15:21:35] : Seat 5 : NMMs has 3d Qd Jd Tc
[May 19 15:21:35] : NMMs has high hand : Straight QJT98
[May 19 15:21:35] : Seat 9 : sinclad has 5h 2d 4s Ac
[May 19 15:21:35] : sinclad has low hand : 8542A
[May 19 15:21:35] : Seat 2 : tyrone06 has 4h 9s 6h Kh
[May 19 15:21:35] : tyrone06 has Pair: 9s
[May 19 15:21:35] : sinclad wins $7.72 with low hand : 8542A
[May 19 15:21:35] : NMMs wins $7.72 with high hand : Straight QJT98
[May 19 15:21:45] : Hand is over.

[MVPSPORTS]

Well, when you flop a boat, you gotta bet it... Tough luck dood...

[briachek]

i would slow down a bit when raised on the turn as there is a made straight possible and now a made low. You can't win the low and you are possibly drawing for the high.

[MVPSPORTS]

Bri... he thought he flopped a boat... That was the whole joke part...

[SebQtaneus]

[Danhdan]

[SebQtaneus]

yes, I thought I had the boat.
That's why I titled it the way I did.

[briachek]

MVP still does this because he's one dumb fuck. He also plays A-5 TD like 2-7 TD.

[SebQtaneus]

[Juskimo]

[Felonius_Monk]