by Phil153 » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:29 am
I like how everyone has got the flaws in my game figured out...
The way to beat a weak tight table is to play a normal tag style, but try more steals and semi bluffs than normal. It's not rocket science, just pick a few more spots than you would otherwise. LAG carves up certain mixed tables and fish very effectively, but it'll get you in trouble on a weak tight table.
BIG WORDS
It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't fuck them up the way black people do, but don't overuse them either. We recommend putting your fancy word next to a swear. Here are some examples: "…so she walks in all precocious like we give a shit," or "…and it's the same old pedantic bullshit he's always going on about," or "She's got this big fucking turgid zit right in the centre of her face."