D'oh -> tilt (but lol) -> WTF DONKED?

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Hand 1 (D'oh!)

BB ($1387)
UTG ($587.40)
Button ($1864.08)
Hero ($759)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . Hero posts a blind of $3.
1 fold, Button raises to $22, Hero (poster) raises to $62, BB calls $59, Button calls $43.

Flop: ($195) , , (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $100, Button calls $100, Hero raises to $300, BB folds, Button calls $1699.08 (All-In), Hero calls $394 (All-In).

Turn: ($2788.08) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($2788.08) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $2788.08

Results in white below:
Button has 8d Qd (full house, queens full of eights).
Hero has 5d 5h (full house, fives full of queens).
Outcome: Button wins $2788.08.


Hand 2 (Tilt, but lol!)

MP ($1488.90)
CO ($570)
Button ($1386.12)
Hero ($1062.20)
BB ($539)
UTG ($1406.16)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . Hero posts a blind of $3.
UTG calls $6, MP calls $6, 2 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $33, 1 fold, UTG calls $30, MP calls $30.

Flop: ($114) , , (3 players)
Hero bets $110, UTG folds, MP raises to $220, Hero calls $110.

Turn: ($554) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $375, Hero calls $806.20 (All-In), MP calls $431.20.

River: ($2166.40) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2166.40

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ac (straight, ace high).
MP has 8h Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $2166.40.


Hand 3 (WTF DONKED?)

Button ($352.55)
SB ($568)
BB ($1502.62)
Hero ($2161.60)
MP ($558)
CO ($1388.66)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , . SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $22, 4 folds, BB calls $16.

Flop: ($47) , , (2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero raises to $200, BB calls $150.

Turn: ($447) (2 players)
BB bets $200, Hero calls $200.

River: ($847) (2 players)
BB bets $500, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $1347

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $1347.

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