I love stupid people

[black_knight6]

Here's the hand:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $150.31
Hero: $195
MP1: $195.70
MP2: $684.40
MP3: $396.58
CO: $211.55
Button: $307.25
SB: $241.66
BB: $308.85

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG calls, Hero calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $13, UTG calls, Hero calls, 4 folds.

Flop: ($47, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($47, 3 players)
BB bets $25, UTG calls, Hero raises to $60, BB calls, UTG folds.

River: ($192, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $90, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $372
Hero shows 8s 8c
BB doesn't show As Ad


Here's where it got funny. About an hour later, he raises in LMP and only I call (in position) with TT. Flop comes Q-high rainbow...he checks, I bet 2/3 pot, he checkrraises 3x...I type "QQ?" and then fold.
Villian: "you owe me money!"
Me: "I don't owe you @#$&, not my fault you suck"
Villian: "suck is right...in how you SUCKed out on me earlier"
Me "I didn't suck out, I hit on the flop"
Villian: "you had NO BUSINESS being in that hand in the first place with 88! You called $15!"
Me: "Not my fault you're stupid enough to lose your stack with AA"
At this point a few others chime in to tell villian to stfu.

I usually never do this because it alerts the fish etc...but I was about to finish and I'll be changing my SN soon anyway...so it's not like they'll recognize me It was just funny...implied odds are a beautiful thing.

[Danhdan]

[SNGNOOB]

[k3nt]

Bet the frickin' flop.

[black_knight6]

[black_knight6]

[MVPSPORTS]

[black_knight6]

You people all suck...no one paid attention to the chat, which is the only reason I posted the hand

[kcb]

[black_knight6]

[MVPSPORTS]

Bet the flop...

and... youre a donk for not stackin him...

[SinkRox]