Holy crap, you called with that?!

[Stoneburg]

Playing my new shortstack system. Been breaking even pretty much so far today but am running at 6ptbb/100 over 1.5k hands. These two happen within 5 seconds of eachother.

#1
Loose player open-limps in MP. I have KQo on the button. Normally I just fold this but he's playin 90% and raisjng 15%, with nobody else in I figure I am way ahead and push. He thinks for a while and calls with J3s!! Flop comes 33x...

#2
Five seconds later at another table I get 99 in CO. One MP limper, I push. Button thinks for 5 seconds then calls me with Q9s. Hits his Q.

While I was writing this two other cute ones happened


#3
I push AQs in LP, button calls with A2o and it's a split pot.

#4
I limp 88 in EP after UTG and UTG+1 limps. Total idiot who raises 40% puts in a big raise, one caller, back to me and I push. He calls with 93o and then pushes all-in on the 955 flop to get the other guy to fold. 93o?! Somehow I manage to hit a runner straight.

J3s, A2o, Q9s and 93o in short succession. Before this I wasn't getting ANY action.. is there a lunar eclipse or something?

[Stoneburg]

Haha!!

New table.

First hand I get AKs in the BB, shortstack raises, I push. He calls with AQo and I double up. Second hand I get KK, there's a raise in MP. Raiser seems really tight, 5%, but I only have 40 hands on him. I consider just calling and then pushing any non A flop.. but hell, I'm here to push, so I do. He has AA. Easy come, easy go.

I really had a feeling he had AA there... hehehe. I'm actually in the red with KK after being all-in preflop 6 times with it.

[SNGfan]

[Stoneburg]

[SNGfan]

Thats why Im hesitant to push pre-flop with KK. I played the hand I posted on the NL board like a little girl. My opponent showed me JJ at the showdown so I won the war but lost the battle I guess you could say.

[SNGfan]

Since we were talking about pocket K's I thought this hand would fit perfectly into your post.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP3 ($6.66)
CO ($3.04)
Hero ($4.97)
SB ($2.48)
BB ($3.81)
UTG ($8.48)
UTG+1 ($1.99)
MP1 ($1.79)
MP2 ($0.84)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls $0.02, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.12, 2 folds, UTG folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.31) , , (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $4.85 (All-In), MP2 calls $0.72 (All-In).

He has no chips left. May as well put him in.

Turn: ($5.88) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($5.88) (2 players, 2 all-in)

This time the ace didn't hurt my kings.

Final Pot: $5.88

MP2 has 9d 8s (straight, jack high).
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).

[Stoneburg]

Todays best callers:

K3o from the BB. A few MP limpers, I haven't played much yet and push with Ax. He calls 20bb pretty quickly with K3o and several people yet to act behind him.
My A high won it.

Second I limp in LP and a total nutjob (90/50) raises 6bb, folded back to me and I push with 44. He instacalls with 78o and hits an 8 on the river. Later I limp/pushed against him with and he called with and didn't suck out. Some people aren't even trying...

[SNGfan]

I had a pair of busted by 32o.

I don't think I have ever been beaten by this hand. I thought it was funny even though I lost.