Wow they're bad at Ongame $50 NL

[k3nt]

AA in the BB and raise to 6x after 2 limpers, only the UTG+1 calls. Flop K64, I bet most of pot, he calls. Turn 5, I bet half pot, he pushes, I decide no way he has the straight there and call. No, he didn't have the straight, he had K5. Yep, K5o, utg+1. I catch another 4 on the river, and justice is served.

Get AK and raise, shortstack calls. Flop is AAK. LOL. He bets half his stack. I slowwwwwwly reach for the call button. Turn A. He bets the rest. Uh-huh. Even if I didn't have an A I know that you don't have it Mr. Shortstack. I have to admit I was guilty of slowrolling here because I just had to call the wife over to see this hand before I hit call. He had 66.

KT in the LMP, 4-way limped pot, flop is AQJ. A guy minbets, call, fold, I raise more than pot, he calls. Turn 3, he bets half pot, I raise pot, he pushes, I call of course. And the river, of course, is another A and he has A3. Unreal.

I had a 7 buy-in downswing on this site (which I complained about way too much, sorry about that). If this one pot had gone my way (only a 90% chance or so on the turn) I would have been all the way back up to even. And the bonus will be cleared very soon. Yay for the fishies....

[black_knight6]

[AlexMR]

[Danhdan]

[k3nt]

They're even worse at Paradise.

I limped AA utg, it was raised to 5x, two callers, I limpraised to 20x the BB and the original raiser called. He only had $20 to start the hand so that's half his stack. Flop is Kxx with 2 hearts, I push, he calls with [Jh] and catches to win.

I get KK in MP. A shortie raises to 5x, gets a caller, I raise to 20x again (shortie had less than that), shortie calls all-in, other guy calls too. Flop has an A and I lose ... to ... [Jc]. The caller had that, not the raiser. He calls 5x then 20x preflop with AJ.

A bunch more crazy bad plays. So many I'm running myself ragged to document them all in the notes feature.

[k3nt]

Sorry gotta vent some more.

This is the one that made me quit. But first I had to yell at the screen and scare my cats. Sorry, guys.

Paradise $50 NL.

UTG raises to 6x, I reraise to 30x (yes, 30x the BB!) with AA. He calls.

Pot $30. Flop [Jc][2h]. I'm not real happy with that flop. I don't have the . He checks, I bet half pot (which is also half his remaining stack). He calls.

Pot $60. Turn . Not happy at all. He checks, I sigh and bet the rest, he calls.

River . He flips 99 and takes it down !!!!!!!!!

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Get [6d] in the co and raise, only caller is the BB.
Flop [Td][3h]. He bets half pot, I raise, he calls.
Turn . Yay! He checks, I bet pot, he calls.
River . He pushes for about pot. I think and call. He flips 44 for runner-runner quads with nothing on the flop.

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On the plus side was this beauty:

Get 77 and limp, 6 way pot of 964. Someone minimum bets and I call because, well, why not? Turn 7, I bet pot, get 1 caller. River pairs 9s, I bet full pot, he pushes, I call and he shows 53.

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They're terrible awful dreadful. And I'm losing.

Sorry, this is one more whine post. I just need to blow off steam. Thank goodness this room is here....