I've been running soooo bad at limit the last few months I decided to donk around in NL for the weekend. Supposed to be less variance, you get to make opponents pay for draws, etc. etc.
So after about 1,000 hands of 13.95% VP$IP I'm at a very solid
-6.28PTBB and I'm not enjoying this one bit.
Under the Misc. Stats tab I've gone to showdown 35 times:
High Card........0 for 4,
($1.00)
One Pair..........11 for 17, $47.40
Two Pair..........4 for 6, $8.55
Three of Kind...1 for 4,
($40.65)
Straight............1 for 1, $7.45
Flush................2 for 2, $12.05
Full House.....0 for 1,
($14.60)
Here are the huge losers for me so far. I've been playing limit so long I don't know if I butchered these or what. All hands are at Pokerstars $25NL full ring.
#1
I'm in SB(full stack) with
. LP limps, button limps, I complete and BB checks. All 3 have short stacks.
Pot = $1. Flop
, I lead out for $0.75 all 3 call.
Pot = $4. Turn
, I bet $3, BB folds, LP raises to $6.85 all-in, button folds, and I call.
Pot = $17.50. River
LP shows
for the very solid runner runner straight.
#2
I'm UTG(full stack) with
and limp. CO and button limp, BB checks. CO covers.
Pot = $1. Flop
, checks around.
Pot = $1. Turn
, I bet $1 and CO min raises (I heard somewhere this is bad news for me
) others fold and I make it $5 total. CO pushes and I call.
Pot = $54. River
LP shows
for floped straight.
#3
I'm CO(full stack) with
. UTG limps(half stack), UTG+1 limps, I limp and BB checks.
Pot = $1. Flop
, UTG bets $0.50, UTG+1 calls, I raise to $2 and both call.
Pot = $7. Turn
, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $5 all-in. I push and UTG calls.
Pot = $31.50. River
UTG shows
for the turned straight (WTF is with all these straights!!!!!!) and UTG+1 mucks 1010.
#4 (this is a beauty)
I'm button (full stack with
. MP limps, CO limps($14.50), I limp and BB checks.
Pot = $1. Flop
, MP bets $0.50, CO min raises (sigh). I flat call and MP calls.
Pot = $4. Turn
, MP bets $0.50, CO min raises again. I raise to $5. MP folds and CO pushes all-in. I of course call.
Pot = $31. River
CO shows
and I now officially hate this fucking game!
Is it time to limp my sorry ass back to the limit tables or what?
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