My 1st Expletetive Filled Chat

[MTPaid]

This is possibly the angriest I've been at a poker table which is a lot considering the roller coaster I've been on over the past few months. I have no doubt my chat on AP will be banned after this, but who gives a crap. I wanted to physically beat this idiot.
Two consecutive hands....

F the converter, I'm posting screennames -

Stage #460872389: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2006-10-02 23:52:28 (ET)
Table: CALLE DE AMOR (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - GOOGLY ($28.90 in chips)
Seat 4 - JAYSIMAR ($8.38 in chips)
Seat 5 - MR_646 ($24.46 in chips)
Seat 6 - HAMBONE_DLX ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 7 - RYDERBACK ($21.07 in chips)
Seat 8 - Z437LOVE ($10 in chips) IS AN EFFIN IDIOT!!!!
Seat 9 - BRO001 ($115.70 in chips)
Seat 1 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($33.04 in chips)
JAYSIMAR - Posts small blind $0.10
MR_646 - Posts big blind $0.25
Z437LOVE - Posts $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY [Th]
HAMBONE_DLX - Folds
RYDERBACK - Folds
Z437LOVE - Checks
BRO001 - Folds
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $1 to $1
GOOGLY - Folds
JAYSIMAR - Folds
MR_646 - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [5c][Ts]
Z437LOVE - Bets $0.25
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $2 to $2
Z437LOVE - Calls $1.75
*** TURN ***
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $4
Z437LOVE - Calls $4
*** RIVER ***
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Z437LOVE - Shows [Tc] (Full house, tens full of threes)
PAYMEDAMONEY - Mucks
Z437LOVE Collects $13.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($14.35) | Rake ($0.70)
Board [3s 5c 10s 4d 10d]
Seat 1: PAYMEDAMONEY HI: [Mucked] [7h 10h]
Seat 2: GOOGLY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: JAYSIMAR (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MR_646 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: HAMBONE_DLX Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: RYDERBACK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: Z437LOVE won Total ($13.65) HI:($13.65) with Full house, tens full of threes [3h 10c - B:10s,B:10d,P:10c,B:3s,P:3h]
Seat 9: BRO001 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

So now that we know he is an idiot and what types of hands he calls raises with, I decide to charge him the very next hand when I pick up Aces. I figured there was no way this idiot had a 6 and got me twice in a row, but yep, that's AP for ya. I must be the asshole for going back there.

Stage #460873045: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2006-10-02 23:53:24 (ET)
Table: CALLE DE AMOR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - JAYSIMAR ($8.28 in chips)
Seat 5 - MR_646 ($24.21 in chips)
Seat 6 - HAMBONE_DLX ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 7 - RYDERBACK ($21.07 in chips)
Seat 8 - Z437LOVE ($16.65 in chips)
Seat 9 - BRO001 ($115.70 in chips)
Seat 1 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($26.04 in chips)
Seat 2 - GOOGLY ($28.90 in chips)
Seat 3 - DMASTER9999 ($10 in chips)
MR_646 - Posts small blind $0.10
HAMBONE_DLX - Posts big blind $0.25
DMASTER9999 - Posts $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY [Ac]
RYDERBACK - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $0.25
BRO001 - Folds
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $2 to $2
GOOGLY - Folds
DMASTER9999 - Folds
JAYSIMAR - Folds
MR_646 - Folds
HAMBONE_DLX - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [Kc][6c]
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $5
Z437LOVE - Calls $5
*** TURN ***
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $10
Z437LOVE - All-In $9.65
PAYMEDAMONEY - returned ($0.35) : not called
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PAYMEDAMONEY - Shows [Ac] (Two Pair, aces and sixes)
Z437LOVE - Shows [3h] (Three of a kind, sixes)
Z437LOVE Collects $32.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($33.90) | Rake ($1.65)
Board [7s Kc 6c 6h 5d]
Seat 1: PAYMEDAMONEY HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and sixes [Ad Ac - P:Ad,P:Ac,B:6h,B:6c,B:Kc]
Seat 2: GOOGLY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DMASTER9999 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: JAYSIMAR (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MR_646 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: HAMBONE_DLX (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: RYDERBACK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: Z437LOVE won Total ($32.25) All-In HI:($32.25) with Three of a kind, sixes [6d 3h - B:6h,P:6d,B:6c,B:Kc,B:7s]
Seat 9: BRO001 Folded on the POCKET CARDS


His reply to my tirade. "It's deepstack." At what point is the idiot deepstacked and calling off half his stack with middler pair is a good idea? Not even sooted. Nice job. You got me. I'm the idiot.

[Allstar7]

[k3nt]

He had $16.65 at a $25 table and thought it was deepstacked? Either he's even more of an idiot than his play indicates -- which isn't easy -- or he's intentionally baiting you.

[MTPaid]

Again back to back hands vs. different opponents this time. Actually this wasn't as bad, I should be flaming AP for the cards they are giving out. Still pretty ugly, but I didn't actually say anything. I was just thinking it.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t11635
UTG+1: t13430
PayMeDaMoney: t10700
MP2: t18390
CO: t5335
Button: t3845
SB: t11805
BB: t5470

Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP1 with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t150 (pot was t225), PayMeDaMoney raises to t600, 4 folds, BB calls t450 (pot was t975), UTG+1 calls t450 (pot was t1425).

Flop: (t1875, 3 players)
BB bets t900, UTG+1 folds, PayMeDaMoney raises to t2250, BB calls t1350 (pot was t5025).

Turn: (t6375, 2 players)
BB checks, PayMeDaMoney bets t2700, BB calls all-in t2620.
Uncalled bets: t80 returned to PayMeDaMoney.

River: (t11615, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t11615)


Results:
Final pot: t11615
PayMeDaMoney Shows Ad Qs
BB Shows 8h 9h


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t12830
PayMeDaMoney: t5230
MP1: t18390
MP2: t5335
CO: t3845
Button: t11730
SB: t11615
BB: t11635

Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is UTG+1 with
UTG raises to t300, PayMeDaMoney calls t300 (pot was t525), 2 folds, CO calls t300 (pot was t825), Button folds, SB calls t225 (pot was t1125), BB calls t150 (pot was t1350).

Flop: (t1500, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets t300, PayMeDaMoney raises to t1050, 3 folds, UTG calls t750 (pot was t2850).

Turn: (t3600, 2 players)
UTG checks, PayMeDaMoney is all-in t3880, UTG calls t3880 (pot was t7480).

River: (t11360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t11360)


Results:
Final pot: t11360
UTG Shows 2s 3s
PayMeDaMoney Shows 7s 7d

Last night's knock out......

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t60/t120
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t825
UTG+1: t6535
MP1: t8490
MP2: t4750
CO: t5135
PayMeDaMoney: t4630
SB: t805
BB: t5080

Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is Button with
4 folds, CO raises to t360, PayMeDaMoney calls t360 (pot was t540), 2 folds.

Flop: (t900, 2 players)
CO bets t360, PayMeDaMoney raises to t1080, CO calls t720 (pot was t2340).

Turn: (t3060, 2 players)
CO bets t360, PayMeDaMoney calls t360 (pot was t3420).

River: (t3780, 2 players)
CO bets t1320, PayMeDaMoney calls t1320 (pot was t5100).

Results:
Final pot: t6420
CO Shows 10h Ac


Anyone still not believe in hot and cold streaks?

[Danhdan]

[MTPaid]

[The Golden 1]

[iceman5]

[MTPaid]

[Allstar7]

[MTPaid]

[MTPaid]

I got a better conversation for you. Following this hand...
By the way, was it obvious to everyone what he had after his weak flop bet and turn check?

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $24.90
UTG+1: $24.20
MP1: $15.65
MP2: $24.75
CO: $12.08
Button: $5.87
SB: $51.02
Hero: $47.30

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $1.25, 6 folds, PayMeDaMoney calls.

Flop: ($2.6, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.25, PayMeDaMoney calls.

Turn: ($5.1, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: ($5.1, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Results:
Final pot: $5.1
Hero Shows 7h 8h
UTG Shows Ac Qh

So loser starts in on a rant afterwards. This was his 2nd losing hand in a row and the one before this was really disgusting. 4 limpers, I raise to $1.50 w/ JJ, he calls behind and ALL 4 LIMPERS CALL $1.50. Flop is TTA w/ 2 diamonds. I'm not even fooling around with it. Checked to him and he bets $3 into $9.35 pot and gets 1 caller. Turn is a blank, he bets $3 again and gets called. River is 3rd diamond. Double check and he loses a big pot to Q4 of diamonds in early position. He had AK hearts. So after the hand with me....

Him - What is wrong with all you losing players? Your horrible.
Me - Yes. I'm sorry. I was very, very stupid.
Him - You're horrible. No wonder your a losing player. (I was actually even for the table and had no prior history with him.)
Me - (Stupidly talking strategy with him for a 2nd) Your flop bet was a big weak, but then when you hammered me on the turn again, I probably shoulda folded.
(My plan was to either bluff at the flush if it hit or possibly c/r 2 pair or better on the turn. His flop bet was pretty weak.)
Him - Your an idiot. I'm a pro. I do this for a living. I think you might be retarded. (HAHAHAHAHAHA. So many $25 pro's at AP!)
Me - Yes, I am. Please keep making donations to my charity in the form of chips.
Him - I think you really need donations.
Me - I apologize and I beg your forgiveness.

Then he kept reminding the table that he was a pro, blah, blah, blah. And after a hand where he lost another decent sized pot. I remarked, "Oh no! I hope he will be able to feed his family this week." He was gone soon after.