Caution: The followiing may make you cash in, quit forever!

[MTPaid]

Tonight was the kind of night that makes me want to throw up. It's continuous on AP and it's not even just me. It was just sickening and there's not much more you can say.

All night long everyone at both of my tables was complaining how they've gotten AA through QQ cracked everytime they've had it unless they flopped a set. I can't say any different as I've lost stacks or near stacks with AA, KK 2x, and QQ all to inferior hands tonight. Take a look at some of the sick hands just tonight. I only saw QQ win 1x and that was vs my KK. I saw AA win 1x and that was vs KK. This is just through 450 hands tonight everytime someone had a big pair and there was a showdown with more than a $10 pot.

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING MAY MAKE YOU CASH IN YOUR BANKROLL AND QUIT POKER FOREVER!!

1st one is me tilting off a stack after getting crushed the last 3x I had KK. Didn't think it could happen everytime. I've been getting c/r everytime on the flop. Opponent was pretty loose and would actually do something this stupid with KQ or AQ. His original PFR looked too weak for QQ as well and that was my deciding factor on the flop.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $9.25
UTG+1: $40.75
MP1: $46.65
MP2: $41.34
MP3: $11.80
CO: $10
Hero: $48.90
SB: $28.60
BB: $11.55

Pre-flop: (9 players)Hero is Button with
2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.75, 2 folds, CO calls, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, MP1 calls, CO folds.

Flop: ($9.1, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $6, MP1 raises to $12, Hero calls.

Turn: ($33.1, 2 players)
MP1 is all-in $30.65, Hero calls.

River: ($94.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $94.4)


Results:
Final pot: $94.4
MP1 Shows Qh Qs
Hero Shows Kd Kc


Sickening....

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $11.20
UTG+1: $22.90
MP1: $41.70
MP2: $41.35
MP3: $9
CO: $5.15
Button: $13.55
PayMeDaMoney: $6.60
BB: $25.75

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is SB with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $3, CO raises all-in $5.15, Button folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: ($15.8, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.8)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 is all-in $3.85, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: ($23.5, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $15.8, Sidepot 1: $7.7)


River: ($23.5, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $15.8, Sidepot 1: $7.7)


Results:
Final pot: $23.5
UTG+1 Shows Jd Js
MP3 Shows Ah Ac
CO Shows 10s Ks

Me again, short stacked. I should just push or fold AA PF everytime....
Note that this genius is calling a $1 PFR w/ sc's from someone with only $2.90 left in their stack after the raise.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $47.40
UTG+1: $14.35
MP1: $6.82
MP2: $11.35
PayMeDaMoney: $3.90
CO: $9.50
Button: $9.50
SB: $26.48
BB: $40.10

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP3 with
UTG calls $0.25 (pot was $0.35), UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.25 (pot was $0.6), MP2 folds, PayMeDaMoney raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.9 (pot was $1.85), BB folds, UTG calls $0.75 (pot was $2.75), MP1 calls $0.75 (pot was $3.5).

Flop: ($4.25, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $1.5, MP1 folds, PayMeDaMoney raises all-in $2.9, SB folds, UTG calls $1.4 (pot was $8.65).

Turn: ($10.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $10.05)


River: ($10.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $10.05)


Results:
Final pot: $10.05
UTG Shows 8d 9d
PayMeDaMoney Shows Ac Ad



Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $35.95
UTG+1: $49.77
MP1: $59.80
MP2: $9.75
MP3: $69.20
CO: $10.45
Button: $23.80
PayMeDaMoney: $42.55
BB: $6.95

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is SB with
UTG raises to $0.75, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, BB raises all-in $6.95, UTG calls, 2 folds.

Flop: ($15.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.5)


Turn: ($15.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.5)


River: ($15.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.5)


Results:
Final pot: $15.5
BB Shows 10d 10h
UTG Shows Ah As


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $12.26
UTG+1: $15.75
PayMeDaMoney: $42.40
MP2: $28.35
CO: $14.35
Button: $36
SB: $11.65
BB: $17.45

Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP1 with
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, MP2 folds, CO raises to $2, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: ($4.35, 2 players)
UTG bets $1, CO calls.

Turn: ($6.35, 2 players)
UTG bets $1, CO calls.

River: ($8.35, 2 players)
UTG bets $1, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $10.35
UTG Shows Ac Qs
CO mucks Qd Qh


Holy crap Aces hold up! Only because they ran into Kings who we all know can't win.....
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $36
UTG+1: $9.80
MP1: $18.25
MP2: $9.65
MP3: $17.71
CO: $15.15
PayMeDaMoney: $41.80
SB: $27.85
BB: $21.30

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is Button with
UTG raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $1 (pot was $1.35), MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $5, 2 folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, 2 folds, UTG raises to $10, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls all-in $4.65.
Uncalled bets: $0.35 returned to UTG.

Flop: ($20.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $20.65)


Turn: ($20.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $20.65)


River: ($20.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $20.65)


Results:
Final pot: $20.65
MP2 Shows As Ad
UTG Shows Kc Kh



I'll be fair. AA held up against some idiot that wanted to throw his stack away with QJ. I can't beat these people though......
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $47.50
UTG+1: $4.20
MP1: $13.35
MP2: $18.25
MP3: $20.36
CO: $32.70
PayMeDaMoney: $38.65
SB: $20.82
BB: $21.70

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is Button with
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1.5, 2 folds, CO calls $1.5 (pot was $1.85), PayMeDaMoney folds, 2 folds.

Flop: ($3.35, 2 players)
MP1 bets $2.5, CO calls $2.5 (pot was $5.85).

Turn: ($8.35, 2 players)
MP1 is all-in $9.35, CO calls $9.35 (pot was $17.7).

River: ($27.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $27.05)


Results:
Final pot: $27.05
CO Shows Qd Jd
MP1 Shows Ah Ad



More sickness. KK is dead meat......
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $23.90
UTG+1: $6.15
MP1: $9.65
MP2: $15
CO: $41.83
PayMeDaMoney: $72.70
SB: $31.70
MP1: $13.35
BB: $15.20

Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is Button with
UTG raises to $0.75, 4 folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, SB raises to $2.75, BB folds, UTG raises all-in $23.9, SB calls $21.15 (pot was $26.8).

Flop: ($48.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $48.05)


Turn: ($48.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $48.05)


River: ($48.05, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $48.05)


Results:
Final pot: $48.05
UTG Shows Kh Kc
SB Shows Jh Js


So this is the only way I can win and if he had more I may have had to consider folding on this flop too.......
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
7 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $15
UTG+1: $44.33
PayMeDaMoney: $72.70
CO: $53.45
SB: $31.7
PayMeDaMoney: $13.35
Button: $12.45
SB: $5.90
BB: $9.65

Pre-flop: (7 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP1 with
2 folds, PayMeDaMoney raises to $1, CO calls $1 (pot was $1.35), Button raises to $3, 2 folds, PayMeDaMoney calls $2 (pot was $5.35), CO calls $2 (pot was $7.35).

Flop: ($9.35, 3 players)
PayMeDaMoney checks, CO checks, Button is all-in $9.45, PayMeDaMoney calls $9.45 (pot was $18.8), CO folds.

Turn: ($28.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $28.25)


River: ($28.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $28.25)


Results:
Final pot: $28.25
Button Shows Ah Ac
PayMeDaMoney Shows Jd Jh


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $21.75
UTG+1: $9.30
MP1: $29.25
MP2: $71.28
PayMeDaMoney: $72.35
CO: $20
Button: $27
SB: $31.05
BB: $22.25

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP3 with
3 folds, MP2 raises to $2, PayMeDaMoney folds, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: ($4.1, 2 players)
BB bets $2, MP2 calls.

Turn: ($8.1, 2 players)
BB bets $2.75, MP2 calls.

River: ($13.6, 2 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks.

Results:
Final pot: $13.6
BB Shows 9s Ks
MP2 Shows Qd Qs


And this was the last hand I played tonight. To disgusted to play after this one. Of course when you call with a backdoor draw and an overcard your gonna hit every F'in time..


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $47.10
UTG+1: $66.53
PayMeDaMoney: $70.30
MP2: $26.20
MP3: $31.40
CO: $10
Button: $19.20
SB: $24.75
BB: $7.90

Pre-flop: (9 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP1 with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.25 (pot was $0.35), PayMeDaMoney raises to $1, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $1 (pot was $1.6), 4 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.75 (pot was $2.6).

Flop: ($3.35, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $3, MP3 calls $3 (pot was $6.35), UTG+1 folds.

Turn: ($9.35, 2 players)
PayMeDaMoney bets $5, MP3 calls $5 (pot was $14.35).

River: ($19.35, 2 players)
PayMeDaMoney checks, MP3 bets $6.25, PayMeDaMoney calls $6.25 (pot was $25.6).

Results:
Final pot: $31.85
MP3 Shows 7h Ah

[The Golden 1]

I'll make sure to stay away from Absolute's 25NL game because its obviously rigged. Thanks for the heads up.

[black_knight6]

[Subzero_Wins]

[Beavis68]

[Rhound50]

If I withdrew all my money and quit every time I ran like this I would have quit poker at least 10 times by now.

[black_knight6]