by Phil153 » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:54 pm
Phil's Guide to Shorthanded Pot Limit Omaha/8
- Get your money in while ahead
- Leave it out when behind
- Pick the occassional spot for a bluff, mostly in small and small-medium sized pots.
- Follow your instincts
- Watch out for freerolls.
- A two way hand, even non nut both ways, is absolute gold. But remember the above if things get really heated.
- Cultivate the desire to own your opponent. You are a predator and a she-wolf.
BIG WORDS
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