Beat the Jackass and win $25

by **kingsalami** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:53 am

I just registered. the tourney id is 499728 Ahhh a case of cheap beer and 4 packs of cigaretts. i'll be gunnin for ya.

Grow a pair, and join the god-damned tournament!

yeah, what he said!!!

by **MecosKing** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:18 pm

Ahh - BTP HORSE tourney. Im gonna run wild all over you plucking basspoles. Yeah thats right byotches. Im gonna spend every waking second between now and the tourney over at the local barnes and noble readin everything i can find about razz. Whats up now?

Basspoles.

Oh yeah, i need someone to gimme the entry fee. :roll:

Heehee. If anyone is down, ill give you the money on party. I dont do the firepay or neteller thing really because IGM is so much goddam easier, so i cant buyin to random sites- whenever i play on other sites i usually trade party money.

Anyone down?

by **TightWad** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:28 pm

Mecos,

I'd gladly spot you the fee, BUT...if you don't currently have an account on FullTilt, it might not let me transfer you the funds. I think they have some sort of whatsit where you can't get money transfered until you've actually made a deposit.

Anyway, if you DO already have an account, it shouldn't be an issue. Lemme know, ya chicken-shift

-TW

by **MecosKing** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:09 pm

T-Dub-

Yeah i just got a FT acct. I figure, wtf, screw it im just gonna use firepay and make the 3.99 back outta you all you weak-tight BTPers! mwaaha! But thanks a lot for offering to transfer me funds - i applaud your willingness to give me money on my honor (a definite -EV move!) to the ends of stimulating participation in the btp tourney.

So my question is first, where and when is the tourney, if your on the west coast?
SEcondly, does anyone want some side action?
Thirdly, what are all the games in the horse tourney?
And lastly, just what in goddam gay hell is razz?

-Okay i guess i can figure the last one out b/w now and the tourney...but what about those others?

by **starstealer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:14 pm

9pm eastern - so 6pm for you californites.

Tightie is all about side action (he's even offering a $50 bounty on his head...)

HORSE:
Hold'em
Omaha Hi/Lo 8 or better
Razz (lowball stud - A-5 is the best hand)
Stud Hi
Stud Hi/Lo 8 or better

Razz is one of those games where you think you know what you are doing and then you'll be given brick after brick until you've either built a wall to resist against further bricks or you've been hit so many times that you can't think straight. Regardless, anyone who starts - never gets out...

Case in point, I had (23)A4TT(T) (in that order...) against a guy showing 5679 and I raised him on the river when he had been betting away the whole time...

/d

by **TightWad** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:15 pm

First off, good on ya for joining! The tourny is at 9:00 pm EST, which'd make it 3:18 am on the west coast. Wait, that's not right...6:00 pm on the west coast. Fucking mental math.

You'll find it under the private tab in the tournament section of FullTilt.

Yes, I want some side action. Talkin bout a last-longer bet, right? Yeah, I can do that.

HORSE = Hold 'em, Omaha Hi-Lo, Razz, Stud, and Stud 8's or better. All games are limit.

Razz is stud played for low only. There's no 8's-or-better qualifier, the lowest five-card hand wins. If you haven't played games with a low feature, here's a quick run-down: The "lowness" of a hand is first defined by the highest card...if that's a tie, you move on to the next highest...and so on. So, 8-7-6-5-4 beats 9-4-3-2-A...7-5-4-3-2 beats 7-6-3-2-A. Get it? Good. See ya there, man!

-TW

by **TightWad** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:16 pm

Fuck you, star, you fast-typin bastard.

-TW

by **kingsalami** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:19 pm

thanks for respondinto the questions everyone, work is sooo busy i haven't had time to put in my normal 3-4 hrs of btp reading time. :lol:

by **starstealer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:20 pm

Sorry tightie - writer by (would-be) trade. My typing is right around 80 wpm right now...

by **TightWad** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:22 pm

Hot diggity-damnity-doodle! Mine's like...ummmmm...3. But that's partially because I over-use hyphens.

-T-W

by **MecosKing** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:32 pm

You guys are quick. in any case, thanks for the info. Ill be there. God im so pissed, im sittin here splashin around FT 2/4 tables and am stuck about 40 bucks. gay! I better stop playin before i get carved up by these godawful mizors and solicit a buyin to the BTP tourney in exchange for sexual favors. See you all there--

by **MecosKing** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:55 pm

And thanks tighty, for the rundown of low hands. Hold on, whats this hole in the ground? Wait no, thats my ass. No...wait--actually i think its a-- oh blast and bother it all!! Once again i find myself unable to tell the difference! I might need ur help figuring this one out too, tighty.

Hehe. im tiltin you if it kills me. Your goin dizowwwnnnn buddy!
(if i dont fire off my 100 playing the ghetto azz 2/4 on FT first, that is)

by **briachek** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:15 pm

Hate to do it to you guys but its not looking good for me tonight. I will try but no promises.

On another note, any chances of making future tourneys at 915 or 930 in the future as 9pm can cut it close for me on Mondays.

by **kingsalami** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:53 pm

i can do them at 10? how's trhat sound?

Beat the Jackass and win $25

Beat the Jackass and win $25

i gotta pair coach! I gotta pair!

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